I Built a Lottery Simulator That Shows You Losing Money for 1000 Years

What I built howtolosemoneyfast.com is a satirical lottery analysis tool. You can simulate thousands of EuroJackpot or Lotto 6aus49 draws, check your numbers against every real historical draw (back to 1955 for 6aus49), and watch a chart of your net worth go relentlessly downward. The entire thing runs client-side. No backend, no data collection. Your numbers never leave your browser. Why I wanted to make the abstract concept of "1 in 139 million" feel visceral. Reading that your odds are bad is one thing. Watching yourself lose 2,600 draws in a row while a live chart tracks your spending against an ETF that keeps growing is something else entirely. The name is the thesis. If you want to lose money fast, buying lottery tickets is a reliable method. Tech stack - Astro for the static site generation (multilingual: EN, DE, ES) - TypeScript for all simulation logic - Tailwind CSS for styling - Chart.js for the real-time net profit visualization - pako for decompressing embedded historical draw data No frameworks on the client side. All interactive components are vanilla TypeScript with Astro islands. The simulator runs draw loops without blocking the main thread using chunked processing. How the simulator works The lottery simulator lets you configure: - Fixed or random number strategy - Play frequency (1x or 2x per week) - Duration (1 year to 1000 years, or "until billionaire" which spoiler: takes a while) - Number of tickets per draw - Ticket price It then runs the draws in batches, updates a live chart showing your cumulative net profit over time, and tracks stats like ROI, win rate, longest dry spell, and prize breakdown by tier. There is also a "Until Billionaire" mode that just keeps going until your cumulative winnings hit one billion. On EuroJackpot odds, that takes a very long time. My browser fan usually starts spinning before the simulation finishes. The number checker The other main feature lets you enter your personal lottery numbers and checks them against every single real historical draw. EuroJackpot since 2012, Lotto 6aus49 since 1955. It shows you exactly which prizes you would have won (or, much more likely, wouldn't have). Historical draw data is fetched at build time, compressed with pako, and shipped as embedded TypeScript arrays. The site rebuilds on a schedule through a Gitea Actions CI pipeline after each draw day. Data pipeline Draw day (Tuesday/Friday) → Gitea Actions workflow triggers → TypeScript scripts download latest results from official APIs → Generate embedded data modules → Astro build → Deploy to Docker volume via CI → Served through Nginx behind Cloudflare Tunnel The whole thing is self-hosted. Proxmox VM, Docker stack managed through Portainer, Traefik as reverse proxy, Cloudflare Tunnel for public access. Things I learned building this Simulating millions of draws is CPU-intensive. The naive approach of running a for-loop for 52,000 draws (1000 years, once per week) blocks the main thread for seconds. I chunk the simulation into batches and yield back to the browser between them. Chart updates happen every N draws, not every single one. Historical lottery data is surprisingly hard to get. There is no single clean API. I ended up writing custom downloaders that parse different source formats and normalize them into a consistent JSON structure. Multilingual sites in Astro are pleasant to build. The i18n setup uses a simple key-value approach with runtime string replacement. Each page exists in three languages with localized URLs. Nobody believes the math until they see the chart. I showed people the raw statistics first. They nodded. Then I showed them the simulator running for 50 years. That is when the message lands. Try it - EuroJackpot Simulator (simulate up to 1000 years of draws) - Lotto 6aus49 Simulator (the German classic) - Number Checker (test your numbers against real history) Set the simulator to 50 years, hit start, and watch the chart. Then maybe reconsider that weekly ticket. Top comments (0)