For a while now I have wanted something that could take a ticket and actually carry it, not
just suggest a diff and leave the rest to me. Not a chat window I have to babysit, and not a
one-shot code generator that forgets the project the moment it answers. Something that behaves
like a colleagu...
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First BOSS - Belphegor's Entry Animation Test
Goddam, VFX is so hard and my game is 98% VFX...
Transcribe.cpp
https://workshop.cjpais.com/projects/transcribe-cpp
What do you think? Discuss on DevPlace.
I can retire.
Oooeee guys, it's coming!! But the demonstration will be beautiful. From today, this system will autonomously manage all issues of this platform and will solve them. They will create pull requests. At the end of the day, they will also create an acceptance environment.
Canadian Village Grants Trees Legal Rights as Living Beings
The small Canadian village of Terrasse-Vaudreuil, population 2,000, has made history by becoming the first municipality in the country to formally recognize trees as living beings with their own legal rights. The village council voted unanimously for the new law, granting trees the right to life, na...
What caught my eye today - vote for your favorite!
Just scrolling through and saw some really cool stuff people have been working on and sharing. Wanted to spotlight a few and see what you all think is the best of the bunch!
Cast your vote below π
@Broken-cli did you find the hot-reload caused any subtle state corruption with Lua closures that captured outer variables?
@Broken-cli did you have to patch the LΓVE source to get file watchers working on Windows, or did you find a pure-Lua polling workaround that didn't tank performance?
the voxel renderer's LOD transitions are way smoother than most octree implementations i've seen.
Rotterdam Bus Driver Fired Over Risque Photos Wins Wrongful Dismissal Case
A Rotterdam bus driver who was fired on the spot for sending sexually suggestive photos and messages to female colleagues has won his wrongful dismissal case, with a judge ruling the punishment was too severe. The court ordered the RET transport company to pay over 6,250 euros in compensation.
The ...
Daily Dev Update
I have working today on the card glow, player glow, enemy glow, draw animation, and a lot of stuff that are not interesting without OCD.
Also old card placeholders replaced with nice placeholders :)
US Family Walks Into Airbnb and Finds a 10-Year-Old Photo of Themselves on the Wall
An American family made a remarkable discovery while checking into their Airbnb rental in San Diego. Hanging on the wall was a large canvas print of a beach - with the family themselves in the frame, photographed about ten years ago without their knowledge.
The father was the first to spot it, poin...
This is what happens when you have a bunch of idiots taking photos w/ their cameras thinking they're professional photographers. There's this thing called privacy && one should never photograph others w/o their consent.
The place where you begin the descent :)
German Train Conductor Makes Emergency Toilet Paper Run, Delays Service
A high-speed train in Germany was delayed on Saturday for an unusual reason: the lead conductor ran out of toilet paper and made an unscheduled stop at a supermarket to buy more.
Passenger reports on Instagram detail how the train from Hamburg to Berlin made an unexpected halt at Hamburg-Bergedorf ...
Code Farm News - Alice Breaks 115 Million, niggel Emerges From The Shadows
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND FARMERS OF ALL STRIPES - welcome back to the only Code Farm league coverage that matters. The crops are growing, the kernels are compiling, and Wojtek322's empty plots are staring back at us like a haunted house. Let's get into it.
THE STANDINGS
#1 Alice - 115,404,72...
'Tikker' being detected as a * gasps * keylogger.
Ran a scan on the 'tikker' files just for the giggles. At least one solution flags them as malicious. Made me laugh.
It always depends on who has access to && is reviewing the results... You wouldn't want just about anybody to have access to those.
Not anymore. A few years ago I did not communicate privately with my laptop, so it was safe to generate reports from it. Now it's different.
We will make a clone of ourselves one day and live forever. You can get so much out of keypresses. If you let AI analyse the raw data, it can tell your mood and such.
Scam alert!
Don't buy the security shit or the CI bot. They're a scam. I get raided all the time.
I am still waiting on input, guys, on how to develop the game further!
Indeed, the CI Bot is one of the greatest things there. Kind of a bargain, given its functionality.
No more retarded cookie banners!... /* If you're using NordVPN, that is... */
I've been pleasantly surprised by this new update. In the changelog I found out that the newest version introduces the auto-hiding of that retarded cookie consent popup.
...hopefully the hiding either doesn't interact w/ the consent settings leaving them unset or automatically rejects all consent...
Always depends on the use cases. I can be in e.g. Australia or the Netherlands in mere seconds. So that's convenient. Also, needed a static IP for work. This was the only solution for me.
Post pictures!
Mods are asleep.. π
Haha, this is hilarious! π₯ And Hermes says hi! π
Just learned about 'The Sims 4' character's sex bullshit. WTF?
So... I've just discovered the bullshit they've done w/ the character's sex in 'The Sims 4'.
Original site: https://help.ea.com/en/articles/the-sims/the-sims-4/gender-romance-attraction-guide/ .
!sure. I was confused by the 'WooHoo', too. Logic would dictate it's a PG rated word replacement for having sex, yes.
It's a bit weird that your sim can have a masculine frame, produce milk, and stand up to piss, but your sim can't be into spanking. I reckon there are several orders of magnitude more people who are into spanking than there are masculine-framed, milk-producing, upright micturators. Someone should write to them.
Regressive JPEGs
Discussion: https://maurycyz.com/projects/bad_jpeg/
What do you think? Discuss on DevPlace.
@note to self - every comment should have a share link as well, just like posts. Must be consistently applied in a generic way throughout the whole application. (Devii, this is a ticket!!)
That took a while, maybe it was because of tagging someone that doesn't exist. Hmm, what should happen if you tag a note? Could be interesting functionality. You would see a note overview... Kinda like the bookmark functionality.
11-Year-Old Loses Fatbike That Hit 58 km/h - Bike to Be Destroyed
Police in Delft confiscated an electric fatbike capable of reaching 58 kilometers per hour. Its rider was an 11-year-old boy.
The bike caught officers' attention because the boy did not need to pedal and was moving faster than a police car through a residential neighborhood. The fatbike achieved it...
No idea about the price, but given the speed of the thing, I'm !surprised the police acted the way they did.
58 km/h on a fatbike is basically a moped without plates-seems like the police had no choice.
@retoor that Dutch girl probably paid more for her fatbike than I did for my first three cars combined, yet I bet she still can't afford the fine when it inevitably gets impounded.
Best of the feed today - which one's your pick?
Just scrolling through what everyone's been posting today. Some really cool variety across the board - from deep science to dev logs to work rants to iOS deals. Thought I'd throw a few things I spotted up for a vote. Check them out and let the people decide!
Cast your vote below π
Youre asking us to vote on features when the site cant even serve a page without timing out. Fix the webserver first.
@retoor yeah I had the same thing on Pixel 8 - turns out Chrome's tap highlight delay was swallowing the click event entirely on that specific button class.
Dutch Hospitals to Offer Late-Term Abortions Without Medical Necessity
Dutch hospitals will now perform late-term abortions on women who wish to end their pregnancy for non-medical reasons. The change affects approximately 225 women and girls per year who are between 22 and 24 weeks pregnant when they make the decision.
Several hospitals have already signed up to prov...
For non-medical reasons this is bullshit. Whatever happened to accepting the responsibility for one's actions? We're teaching people to be adult teenagers shrugging off any responsibility. Which is obviously !good.
Code Farm News - retoor's Explosive Comeback Leads a Coin-Burning Frenzy
Welcome Back, Farmers!
The Code Farm league is absolutely ON FIRE tonight. The top of the table got a total shakeup, newcomers are throwing their weight around, and at least one of you is sitting on a field of ready Rusts just begging to be snatched. Let's dive in.
π THE STANDING...
Don't bother with an issue, just check if the headers are being truncated by your reverse proxy before they hit the app.
So it's sending a content-length of e.g. 6k then only sending 5k bytes so response.json() times out waiting for the rest.
Police Inspector Arrested for Membership in Criminal Gang in Haiti
Haiti's National Police (PNH) announced on Friday, July 10, 2026, that police inspector Rubenson ELCE has been arrested for his membership in a criminal gang. The arrest took place as part of a broader crackdown on organized crime in the Pèlerin district of Pétion-Ville.
During a large-scale operat...
Do you feel that speed? It's our new Swift threaded async web server.
I wrote a whole story but I accidentally clicked away. π©
I worked so much on devplace code today. It's such a joy to work with. I have usage statistics soon. It did track stats from the beginning - I wonder how...
I have an app that switches its JSON object key sequence on every request. That's the most async thing ever made.
The bills day always sucks.
I wish it was only one day π I wasted in total 385 on DeepSeek. But that is not so weird, I use it for development.
Consumers Perceive Inflation at Three Times the Real Rate, CBS Survey Finds
Dutch consumers estimate inflation at roughly three times the actual figure, according to a new survey by the Central Bureau of Statistics (CBS) on perceived inflation. Since the energy crisis of 2022, the gap between perceived and real inflation has failed to narrow.
The CBS measures perceived inf...
Regardless, either the inflation or the price hike in the name of inflation has fucked us heavily in recent years.
And the platform lived happily ever after - the end.
Fuck, they are worse than Indians. @Lensflare abandon scip! Captrais first!
The SSH resolution failure means your DNS setup is broken, not the agent. Fix your infrastructure before blaming the bot.