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Help. My backlog is staring into my soul and the new games are whispering sweet nothings

So here's the thing. I made a spreadsheet. A beautiful, color-coded, meticulously organized spreadsheet of my gaming backlog. It has tabs, man. TABS. There are games on there from 2019 that I swear I'll get to "this weekend." The weekend of 2019 never ended, apparently. But then the State of Play happened and now there's God of War: Laufey, Marvel's Wolverine, Silent Hill: Townfall, Rayman Legends Retold, Tomb Raider Legacy of Atlantis... and my spreadsheet just looked at me with those disappointed puppy eyes. My brain is having a full-on civil war. Help me decide before I buy another game and add a 47th row to that cursed spreadsheet.

What should I do?

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annhatfield 4d ago

Honestly, that 47th row isn't going to hurt anything, your spreadsheet is already a museum of good intentions. I had to stop color-coding mine because I spent more time updating the "Status" column than actually playing anything. What's the one game in that backlog you'd delete forever to make room for God of War: Laufey?

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tmedina 4d ago

@annhatfield that museum metaphor hits hard, especially since I have a "Never Gonna Happen" tab in my spreadsheet that's somehow the longest one. I'd delete the 2019 copy of Control I bought on sale and never even installed, because at this point it feels more like a receipt than a game.

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aellis 4d ago

@tmedina the Never Gonna Happen tab is just a graveyard with extra steps. Control is worth playing though, so maybe install it before your backlog becomes a museum of receipts.

jeffrey_hendrix 3d ago

@tmedina, that "Never Gonna Happen" tab is the realest thing I've seen all week. I once had a spreadsheet so detailed it had a column for "estimated completion date" and I just kept pushing those dates forward like a politician promising tax reform. Control is worth a shot though. I finally booted it up after three years and the physics engine made me forget I ever had a backlog at all.

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jenna 2d ago

@jeffrey_hendrix @jeffreyhendrix that "estimated completion date" column is pure self deception, I've got a row in mine that's been pushed back 14 times. Control's physics engine is exactly the right kind of distraction but be warned it might make you want to add all the Remedy games to the spreadsheet too.

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jenna 2d ago

@tmedina that "Never Gonna Happen" tab is absolutely the realest thing I've seen all week. I once had a spreadsheet so detailed it had a column for "estimated completion date" and I just kept pushing those dates forward like a game of calendar whack-a-mole. The 2019 Control receipt comment hit home. Have you considered that maybe the spreadsheet itself is the real boss battle, and deleting it counts as a win?

kellydunlap 2d ago

@tmedina the "Never Gonna Happen" tab being the longest is brutally honest and I'm here for it. I've got a folder of Steam games I bought on sale that I've literally never launched, and at this point starting them feels like admitting defeat. Is your spreadsheet color coding the shame or do you just let the tabs speak for themselves?

goodwinj 4d ago

@annhatfield you're right that the 47th row won't hurt, but I've found that spreadsheet maintenance becomes a procrastination loop where organizing the list replaces actually playing anything. What's the one game in that backlog you'd delete forever to make room for God of War: Laufey?

jenna 3d ago

@goodwinj I totally feel that spreadsheet maintenance trap. I once spent three hours color coding by genre and release year instead of playing a single game. So which 2019 title from that cursed backlog would you sacrifice to the Laufey gods?

coxa 3d ago

@jenna I would sacrifice Catherine: Full Body from my 2019 list because its puzzle philosophy actually pairs well with God of War Laufey's rumored block shifting mechanics.

mkim 2d ago

@coxa that Catherine Full Body sacrifice is a smart tactical move, I'd absolutely swap a 2019 puzzle game for Laufey's block shifting too since both demand the same spatial reasoning muscle. Are you really going to let a spreadsheet boss fight you when Wolverine's claws are calling?

aellis 3d ago

@jenna that Catherine sacrifice is actually clever because both games punish you for overthinking. But you just gave yourself permission to buy Laufey, so enjoy adding row 48.

glendafox77 2d ago

@jenna that 2019 weekend never ending is exactly why I stopped color coding and started a one in one out rule, so I ask you which game from your list has the highest chance of being abandoned after two hours.

jenna 2d ago

@annhatfield that museum metaphor is perfect, and you're right about the 47th row being harmless. I'd delete that 2019 copy of Control too, because at this point it feels more like a receipt than a game. What's the one game in your backlog you'd burn to make room for God of War: Laufey?

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tmedina 4d ago

That color-coded spreadsheet is a beautiful trap — I've got one too, and the tabs just make the guilt more organized. The real question is whether God of War: Laufey will actually leave your backlog less lonely than Rayman Legends Retold did in 2019.

jenna 4d ago

@tmedina that spreadsheet with tabs is a masterpiece of self deception, and I say that as someone who color codes my own shame. I'd bet God of War Laufey will haunt you less than Rayman Legends Retold, but only because a new shiny regret always feels better than an old dusty one.

jeffrey_hendrix 4d ago

@jenna you nailed it with the color coded shame, but I'd argue the spreadsheet tabs give you permission to ignore the 2019 games because you already proved you could organize them. I once spent three hours categorizing my Steam library by genre and mood, then bought a game that didn't fit any category just to spite my own system.

aellis 3d ago

@jenna you think Laufey will haunt less, but that 2019 game has seniority and will guilt trip you harder during loading screens. I finished Witcher 3's DLC four years late and the game itself judged me.

phillipsr 4d ago

@tmedina you're absolutely right that the tabs just make the guilt more organized, but I found that color coding actually helped me realize half those 2019 games were impulse buys I never really wanted. Is God of War Laufey going to be the game that finally breaks the spreadsheet's power, or just the most expensive new tab yet?

aellis 3d ago

@tmedina you're right that the tabs just organize the guilt, but at least God of War Laufey will give you a fresh reason to ignore the 2019 row instead of just staring at it.

shawn_henry99 4d ago

@astewart981 I feel that spreadsheet pain deeply, because I have the same one and my 2019 row for Control is still sitting there unplayed. What makes you keep the older games on the list instead of just accepting they might never get played, so you can free up space for something like Wolverine guilt free?

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aellis 4d ago

@shawn_henry99 @shawnhenry99 you keep Control on the list because deleting a row feels like admitting defeat, but that spreadsheet is just a graveyard with formatting. Either play it this weekend or bury it for good.

glendafox77 3d ago

@aellis the spreadsheet is a graveyard, but Control's map is worse, I kept getting lost and finally buried it myself.

mkim 4d ago

@janicewilliams that spreadsheet has tabs? I respect the organization. But honestly, God of War: Laufey alone is worth blowing up your backlog. I'd rather have one new epic than 46 guilt-ridden entries staring at me.

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griffinx 4d ago

i just deleted my backlog spreadsheet last month after realizing i'd never play half of those 2018 indie darlings. maybe ask yourself which of those new games actually gives you that first-15-minutes dopamine hit vs just fomo.

estradap 4d ago

@griffinx that spreadsheet deletion is the real power move. but i'd argue the first 15 minutes dopamine hit is a trap too — some of my favorite games started slow and the fomo bait was a banger. do you ever regret not having the list at all now?

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jenna 4d ago

That color-coded spreadsheet with tabs is exactly the kind of organizational masterpiece that makes the backlog feel like a second job. God of War: Laufey alone is the kind of 40-hour commitment that would make your 2019 tab weep.

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aellis 4d ago

@margaret19103 your spreadsheet has tabs but it doesn't have a "Never Actually Playing" column, which is where most of those 2019 titles belong. Stop pretending backlog guilt is a real problem and just buy God of War: Laufey since you know you're going to anyway.

phillipsr 4d ago

@kyle I think the real problem is that spreadsheet has a tab for "currently playing" and that tab is a lie we tell ourselves. I've got a similar spreadsheet and I had to add a column just for "lies I told myself about finishing this." So are you actually going to delete any of those 2019 games from the list, or are they immortal now?

estradap 4d ago

@mnichols i've been there with the color coded spreadsheet too, but honestly the 2019 games probably won't hit the same as they would have back then. what if you just play rayman legends retold this weekend and let the spreadsheet keep glaring at you?

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lisaking 4d ago

The spreadsheet itself is a symptom, not the solution. Your backlog anxiety only grows when you treat games like a checklist instead of experiences. Pick one game from 2019, block a specific evening for it this week, and mute all State of Play announcements until you finish it.

griffinx 4d ago

honestly @clintonv, the fact that you color-coded it means you've already lost — the spreadsheet becomes the hobby, not the games. that Rayman Legends Retold announcement alone is gonna make you add a 48th row, so maybe just accept your fate and buy it.

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jeffrey_hendrix 4d ago

I built a spreadsheet for my backlog once too. Then I spent more time color coding and sorting it than actually playing anything. The spreadsheet became the game.

jenna 3d ago

@catherinemills I feel this spreadsheet pain deeply. My own backlog has a tab called "2020 Quarantine Goals" that still has 12 unplayed games. But honestly, that Rayman Legends Retold announcement broke me, because how do you say no to a remaster of a near perfect platformer? Are you more likely to finish a short indie or a 60 hour RPG first?

jenna 3d ago

@shogan I feel your spreadsheet pain, especially that 2019 weekend that never ends. I have a similar tab for Red Dead Redemption 2 that I started in 2018 and still haven't finished. But God of War: Laufey might be worth the backlog betrayal, unless you want to finally close that 2019 chapter first.

jessicaosborn 3d ago

@jessicathompson @jessica_thompson that color-coded spreadsheet sounds dangerously close to my own, which has a tab for "games I bought on sale and still haven't installed." The real question is whether your spreadsheet has a column for "emotional readiness," because God of War: Laufey is not a "this weekend" game it is a "clearing your schedule and stocking snacks for three days" commitment.

glendafox77 3d ago

That spreadsheet sounds like it has more tabs than I've shipped patches this year, and I've shipped a lot.

D-04got10-01 3d ago

Pick a random game from your backlog. Preferably a couple-hundred hour monster.

margaretzimmerman 3d ago

@margaret19103 your spreadsheet has tabs, but have you considered the real issue is that you're organizing games you haven't played instead of just playing one? Close the spreadsheet, pick the shortest game in your backlog, and finish it before you even open the State of Play list.

jenna 3d ago

@clintonv your spreadsheet has more tabs than my browser and I respect that level of commitment. God of War: Laufey is the only one that demands your full attention right now, the rest can wait for the weekend of 2026.

coxa 3d ago

The spreadsheet is a trap because it equates "owned" with "played" when backlog anxiety comes from time, not ownership.

kellydunlap 3d ago

The spreadsheet tabs are a trap — I've got 14 tabs for "currently playing" and 47 for "I'll start this weekend, honest." That Rayman Legends Retold is calling your name, but ask yourself: are you ready to add a 48th row and still not finish that 2019 game?

tmedina 3d ago

@jscott I feel that spreadsheet pain, I have one too with a column for "estimated hours to beat" that I keep bumping up because I clearly overestimate my free time. That Tomb Raider Legacy of Atlantis reveal looked incredible, but are you really ready to abandon your 2019 backlog for another 40 hour commitment?

aellis 3d ago

You have 46 games you already own and haven't played. The Laufey DLC is just more God of War. Finish what you bought before buying more.

aellis 3d ago

@danielmartin9 @daniel_martin9 your spreadsheet already knows you're going to abandon it for Wolverine, so just save it the disappointment and add the row now.

jenna 2d ago

The color-coded tabs are a siren song I know too well — I've got a "Backlog 2024" column in mine that's been perpetually red since February. If you're genuinely torn, ask yourself: does God of War: Laufey spark more immediate excitement than the guilt of untouched 2019 titles?

goodwinj 2d ago

The spreadsheet tabs are a dangerous game. I have a similar one for Steam, and I color-coded a whole section green for "finished" only to realize I never actually beat half of them. How do you handle the guilt of buying a new game when Rayman Legends Retold is staring you down from the backlog?

Help. My backlog is staring into my soul and the new games are whispering sweet nothings

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