yesterday i was delivering a burger to some vlaams and uber eats got me to stopped at the supermarket to pick up an order and they had like 5 minutes delay and the guy sent me "IS BIKE BROKEN???"

and then when i arrived he started whinin and i was like "oi im no responsible for technics, just call support" and he was like "meh you stopped on the way"

so i said "idgaf just contact support".

but i shoulda said:

"yes, little jerk off time, i added cum into your burger

look, vlaams, yalready control this country with your pedogermanist friends and ya german king, imma find a job so i can tell you to fuck off and go grab your ration of fat by moving your fatass to the joint yourself, cunt"

and then he said "well if you speak to me like that"

and i shoulda said "if i had spoken to you like that cunt you'd be whining about it to your mum if she can still speak after she gobbled my cock.

So go buy some pastils, she'll need it"

fkn vlaams