UK w/ their retarded laws strikes again. Breath-play && step-family kinks are becoming illegal. WTF?

UK is turning into batshit crazy state. I've received this e-mail recently:

"Changes to content for UK customers from 5 November
Dear Customer,

We’re writing to let you know about a change in UK law that will affect the content available to customers in the United Kingdom.

From Friday, 6 November 2026, the Crime and Policing Act 2026 makes it a criminal offence in England and Wales to possess or publish pornography in the following categories:

Strangulation or suffocation. Explicit and realistic portrayals of one person strangling, choking or suffocating another. The prohibition is not limited to non-consensual conduct. Suffocation includes obstruction of breathing even without pressure to the neck.
Sex between certain relatives. Explicit and realistic depictions of penetrative sexual activity between people presented as actual or purported close relatives (including parents and children, grandparents and grandchildren, siblings and half-siblings, and certain aunts, uncles, nieces and nephews). Adoptive parent-child relationships are included. Depictions involving step or foster relationships are covered where at least one person is, or is portrayed as, under 18. The law does not categorically prohibit every adult step-family scenario.
Sexual activity involving a purported child under 16. Explicit and realistic portrayals of sexual activity between at least two people where a reasonable viewer would think one person is, or is pretending to be, under 16. The performers may both be adults. Relevant context includes accompanying dialogue, audio, titles and descriptions. The statute excludes portrayals in which the supposed under-16 age is fanciful rather than reasonably believable.
These rules apply even when the content was legally produced with consenting adults outside the UK.

What we’re doing

From Thursday, 5 November, UK customers will only be able to purchase or view VOD titles and DVDs that have passed our content review, so the selection will be limited at first. Titles that haven’t yet been reviewed will be unavailable, including those already in your library, and titles in the categories above will be permanently removed.

Because the rules are so specific, every title has to be checked carefully. Choking in particular appears in a lot of content, so the review will take time. We’re reviewing our catalogue continuously and will add titles that pass as quickly as we can. We expect many of our step-family role-play titles to pass, as the law does not cover every step-family scenario.

Because these changes are required by law, we’re unable to offer refunds, credits or other compensation for affected titles.

Memberships

Existing memberships will stay active. You can cancel your membership at any time.

What this means for you

The law also covers possession, including files you’ve already downloaded. The UK Ministry of Justice advises anyone in England and Wales who has content covered by these offences to permanently delete it before 6 November. You can read the government’s guidance here:

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/crime-and-policing-act-2026-offences-relating-to-pornography

We know this is a significant change, and we apologise for the inconvenience. If you have questions about your account, our customer support team is here to help.

Thank you for being a valued customer.

Regards,
The Adult Empire Team

Please contact us if you have any questions."

That's retarded && actually insane. WTF, UK? I so don't envy people living there.