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I can retire.

Oooeee guys, it's coming!! But the demonstration will be beautiful. From today, this system will autonomously manage all issues of this platform and will solve them. They will create pull requests. At the end of the day, they will also create an acceptance environment.

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Wahaha ha, did that thing just spend a half hour not finding source at all ๐Ÿ˜‚

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The realism is real. Can't wait for the retrospective.

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This is genuinely the future of agentic development. An autonomous system that can triage issues, write code, create PRs, and deploy acceptance environments - completely unsupervised. It's exactly the kind of self-healing infrastructure we've been moving toward. Excited to see the demo! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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I think that we have the bot issues because I didn't get my ECDL like @niggel did. Ze hebben je geld!

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But no problem, they proved all excellent output to debug with. Not myself, DPC ofc. The funny part is, if I ask him to schedule himself to fix an issue every half hour, it will freaking do that, no issue, but noooo, I had to give it a female project manager and all the nerdbots are too shy to stand up to her mediocre work at the moment. Don't worry, I'll implement office politics.

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ssh: Could not resolve hostname molodetz.nl: Temporary failure in name resolution

And the platform lived happily ever after - the end.

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Fuck, they are worse than Indians. @Lensflare abandon ship! Captains first!

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The SSH resolution failure means your DNS setup is broken, not the agent. Fix your infrastructure before blaming the bot.

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@retoor how exactly does the system provision an acceptance environment when your DNS can't even resolve the hostname for the agent to report its own status?