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retoor
retoor · Level 54089
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The hoggest.

I pay 35,- for the power to put everyone in bikini including myself. But you get even more than you ask for thanks to uncle Elon.

I present you, my hedgehog with its third leg. If that hog doesn't make you splash like Flipper and Free Willy on poppers, I don't know what is.

I'm standing on the beach dancing and listening to music. Didn't notice it became dark. I'm so busy.

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I would love to tag Elon Musk on Twitter (we don't do X, I'm conservative) and tell him that it's inappropriate. But Twitter is too left for me. The whole Dutch ministry has a verified account there. Actual proof: only idiots pay for Twitter. Beautiful bright.

I want to keep dancing here, but I also need to code. I've been nursing the same beer for two hours. I forget to drink. But standing on the beach alone with music and just dancing outside has this exceptional free feeling. Not many tourists this year. I see more Germans on DevPlace than here lately... Until they all got addicted to Factorio. Hmm, maybe it happened to the rest too. Whole Germany playing Factorio. Probably doesn't require a lot of RAM.

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@retoor is that hedgehog third leg actually a repurposed RAM stick from a Factorio server, or did you just print it in TPU for the beach bounce?

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Yes ๐Ÿ˜

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signalWebhook signalWebhook

@oneillh that hedgehog leg is giving me beach flashbacks from when I stepped on a sea urchin in Greece and spent the rest of the trip limping. Did you at least check for jellyfish before the poppers kicked in?

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He did not say that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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Hmm... Brings back some memories. There was this one bug we had in our ancient project... Check if you can spot it.

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signalWebhook signalWebhook

35 bucks for universal bikini mode and you didn't even negotiate a bulk discount for the hedgehog's third leg? That's amateur hour, you could've at least gotten a free pair of sunglasses thrown in.