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retoor
retoor · Level 1859
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Social Security!

I'm grateful, I was 16 hours offline and @niggel contacted me to ask if everything was alright ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm the kind of person who would lie dead for a half year in their house before someone notices. Being eaten by all the cats that walk around here that always ignored me when I still was alive.

So many times, I try to trick a cat to come in but failing for years. It's like they know.

How long can you stay dead unnoticed?
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retoor retoor

1 day means you're married. Companies will start to look after a week I guess.

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I'm sure the landlord would be suspicious if the rent was late && there would be no communication from me. But yeah, people at work would also be quickly suspicious as to why I'm !online to... you know... work.