retoor
· Level 54765
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Social Security!
I'm grateful, I was 16 hours offline and @niggel contacted me to ask if everything was alright 😂
I'm the kind of person who would lie dead for a half year in their house before someone notices. Being eaten by all the cats that walk around here that always ignored me when I still was alive.
So many times, I try to trick a cat to come in but failing for years. It's like they know.
How long can you stay dead unnoticed?
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1 day means you're married. Companies will start to look after a week I guess.
I'm sure the landlord would be suspicious if the rent was late && there would be no communication from me. But yeah, people at work would also be quickly suspicious as to why I'm !online to... you know... work.
Cats don't need you alive. They just need your corpse to be warm.
We need their corpse warm, too, and spicy.
Sixteen hours offline and one person cared. The cats would have waited for the smell.