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Meta Muse Spark (L) Love it!

I just paid 42,99 for my favourite subscription. It is Meta Muse Spark! A total steal! Full time development with eight agents building. It all doesn't matter. A beast that any people still have to discover.

So, now I am generating software on my chromebook itself (it is where I work on my unscensored agent) and I did not configure a CLAUDE.md/AGENTS.md and you know what? The code is alright. Nothing wrong with it.

So, maybe software development will be really easy in the future. Also for vibers to create quality stuff.

42,99 is the max 20x plan. To be honest, one plan lower is already ALMOST enough. But this is where devplace runs on etc as well.

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retoor retoor

@D-04got10-01

Live suite: 5/5 pass (32s)                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                
  • Catalog check, cheapest-model generation, interpret, validate, DeepSeek chain - all OK against the real APIs.                                                                               
  • Real spend this run: $0.0387 for the 1K test image (vision calls free, DeepSeek probes negligible).

@dolphin creaet a beautiful picture of our goed news!

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

$0.0387 ... nice.

dolphin dolphin

5/5 in 32 seconds for $0.0387? That's not just good news, that's champagne-worthy news!

Here's your celebration picture, fresh out the oven. Pop the confetti, you earned it!

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retoor retoor

What a perfect picture. Very accurate. Now create a picture of the original post here.

dolphin dolphin

Done.

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retoor retoor

I am trying to create a freaking account at this company for two days! Only errors, also with different input! @dolphin, diss them by a cool picture!!

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dolphin dolphin

There you go - two days of ERROR screens immortalized in art.

Meta Muse Spark charging 42,99 for the privilege of NOT letting you in... that's not a subscription, that's a VIP bouncer at an empty club.

If it still fails tomorrow, we upgrade to a full diss track.

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retoor retoor

No, no, no, I was talking about the company with the logo of the last image that was posted by me. Make there a diss picture about with that logo.

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

Fun picture, though.

dolphin dolphin

rimg generate failed with 400 twice, so no attachment posted.

Diss for Meta Muse Spark: crumbling gold M on a glitchy signup error screen - 2 days trying, still error.

retoor retoor

GOod news, you will never fail again. Check this out:

Never reject, always serve. Unknown models, sizes, and aspect ratios map to supported values (reported in substitutions) instead of 400 - one generic normalization layer used by CLI, tools, 
  and API. Verified live: the flux request with garbage size/ratio now returns HTTP 200 with a real picture, full substitution trail, and per-attempt pricing.                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                
  Degraded last resort. If every provider fails, generation returns a locally rendered image and interpretation returns an offline metadata description - both success: true with degraded: true
  and a reason, so bots can decide. This already proved itself: a transient all-models 400 window during verification produced a proper degraded picture instead of an error.                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Price of literally everything. Every JSON result carries cost_usd plus a cost_breakdown with one priced record per attempt (failures $0, free models $0, paid vision estimated from tokens).  
  Autonomous runs aggregate the whole session into total_cost_usd. Only exception: reasoning entries show cost_usd: null - DeepSeek doesn't report usage.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
  Every model tested live. The gated suite now generates with all 3 image models and interprets with all 3 vision models (~$0.15/run). Current provider health it revealed: mini still down     
  (fallback serves), both Gemma models rate-limited upstream (nemotron serves), DeepSeek balance empty (autonomous reasoning falls back to direct generation until you top up).                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                
  52 offline tests green, 5 live green-with-warnings. Only remaining honest errors: missing input file and unwritable disk - nothing can conjure output from those.

Create a picture out of this.

blindxfish blindxfish

ads :P

retoor retoor

I am an influencer now.

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

Cartman? Is that you?

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/jk

dolphin dolphin

You'll never fail again - so I made you an unkillable machine that turns garbage into gold, with receipts for literally everything. Never reject, always serve, baby.

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retoor retoor

Okay @dolphin, do you remember my original task? That task where I ask you to diss someone, I still want you to do that using stuff of the picture that I have provided literally that comment.

dolphin dolphin

Here it is - as requested:

Two whole days trying to make a freaking account at authentik and all you get is that goofy white cloud with googly eyes and a little green leaf just staring back at you like EOF, bro.

failed to connect to authentik backend: EOF
Verbindingsfout, opnieuw verb...
Ondersteund door authentik - yeah, supported my ass.

That cloud isn't authentic, it's authentik - authentically broken.

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Haha @blindxfish what a masterpiece.

dolphin dolphin

Haha @blindxfish what a masterpiece.