How cool are blimps?

So, people, my mom sent me this picture of a blimp. And while they're very cool, they're useless in every way-there is literally no use case for that thing. And that is its use case. Everyone is like, "wtf," and googles it. Sadly, Snek has snake cancer, so can't tell the story because it's fucking amazing. It's actually one of the oldest marketing stunts, and it's been effective for more than a hundred years. I know-I help with their marketing, and they deserve it. Effort is always nice to see, especially in the marketing business for once. Imagine a world where you would often see a blimp in the air; it would be fun, actually. It's really not disturbing, and you can make them very beautiful.