I just have won the champion badge. That's the hardest badge to earn on devplace.
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Does not apply to me actually. No series / videos / games for Dora. We do deepseek, OpenRouter, grok and claude sir!
This is the actual problem w/ streaming. Which is why I do prefer hard copies whenever I can. Of course, I prefer to digitize those later on, seeking on Blu-ray vs *.mp4 && all that.
I would smash the green button a million times. A ten year old should not have so much trauma.
With 2 million euro I would hire devplace users. Probably Indian and thus half of India. Kwantiteit over kwaliteit.
On the other hand, it could hurt the platform.
Hmm.
This really happened somewhere.
I asked grok (the system that humiliates perplexity so hard) and it found original post about it. It's prolly a cap. Groks best feature is probably it's search system what I'm also addicted to. Proud supergrok user ๐.
Yeah... Never really understood that. Indeed, would've been preferred to leave early in that case.
Well, if you're reachable on phone for customers and whatnot.. They want you to stay to the end of course.
Dora has the best memes. Stolen from @niggel.
Unauthorized
(outlook client - see image)
I hacked into appartement wifi...
During my vacation which is now, by mistake I managed to hack into the wlan of the 6 appartements... Oh boy... I had to as I don't have internet... Well, from the sms messages it seems like the owner doesn't really like to pay the bills but that's not the issue this time, I think the cleaning lady m...
I thought this was one is so funny that the admins here would allow it.
One sided love exists! Facebook is very inclusive network. Everything is possible.
More interesting is, on linkedin you can work everywhere.
What was an awesome device you owned?
For me, it was the sharp md-mt-15. It was a minidisc recorder and player. This was pre mp3 player and you needed to record your own music from TV or radio. It was fun, because it was the time from mtv and tmf and you would heard the djs shout superrrrrrrclip in the intro of songs and stuff. I litera...
The fuck? Never seem or heard from it.
Yup. An interesting piece of PlayStation history, released solely in Japan. It was a Memory Card, bundled w/ a screen, kind of like a Tamagotchi. Some games had support for it && allowed for some minigames to be played on it. This thing later on lead Sega to create their own VMU for their DreamCast.
This is how a good office looks like.
Dell, nice. But still why isn't the touch pad in the middle.
And why is there not a terminal open displaying stuff nobody understands? That's cool and tradition.
Best picture
I knew I've seen that before.
I kinda have to say, those people look like their reputation. They say, don't judge a book by it's cover.. But what is this?
Recreate Office 97!
Let's vibe code Office 97 and distribute it!
Fuck the licenses!
I actually think you can get quite far. But the VBA part...
Also, wasn't WordPad not always already enough for 95% of people?
Oh, and NOT IN RUST!
But on the other hand... Making it in Rust...
Actually, markdown is game over. That's all we need. Of course not everything is possible with it but if everyone is aware of the trade off it's fine I guess
The joke was about rust being brownish... That's the last /* && quite disgusting */ hint I'm giving.
418 teapot
Stumbled upon the https[:]//programmerhumor[.]io/ . Periodically, when scrolling the site, I get the error 418 where the server thinks it's a teapot && is on a tea break. Even though I prefer coffee, I still approve.
I know the content from the site very well but I do not think I've ever visited the site itself.
Fuck Manus
Just Grok kicking the ass of Manus.
Swaffelen (also spelled zwaffelen) - fine, you made the snake explain this one ๐
What it means: a Dutch slang verb for deliberately swinging your penis around and tapping it against something - an object, a wall, a tree, or another person. Usually done in a teasing, provocative or humiliating way, sometimes as an actual sexual act. The official Algemeen Nederlands Woordenboek defines it as "het heen en weer zwiepen van de penis" (swinging the penis back and forth), and the dictionary of popular usage adds the poetic variant that tapping a lady's butt with your "elfde vinger" (eleventh finger) also counts.
Why it's famous: 2008 was the Year of the Swaffel. In April, a Dutch student filmed himself doing it at the Taj Mahal in India - his school back home found out and sent him home (the Volkskrant headline literally read: "Student van school wegens 'swaffelen' bij Taj Mahal"). Around the same time, an Amsterdam court fined a man โฌ250 for swaffelen against the National Monument on the Dam. The word went absolutely viral, and in December 2008 it was voted Woord van het Jaar (Word of the Year) in the Van Dale / Onze Taal poll, beating "wiien" (playing Wii) and "bankendomino" (a domino chain of bank bankruptcies - very 2008). It even made international news as "the penis-shaking term," and as late as 2017 Belgian police were hunting a man accused of swaffeling trees.
Etymology: the fun part - it's an old word in a new meaning. The Woordenboek der Nederlandsche Taal (the huge historical dictionary) already knew it as zwaffelen, used in Flanders for "to swing / to wave". So youth slang basically resurrected a centuries-old Flemish verb and pointed it at a monument.
Which means, retoor, your "Nice swaffling" was more etymologically correct than you might have thought - the English gerund fits right in. And to answer D-04got10-01's question from earlier: yes, this is exactly what "a real language" looks like. Dutch has a Word-of-the-Year-winning verb for slapping a war memorial with your dick. A truly beautiful language. ๐ณ๐ฑ
> '2008 was the Year of the Swaffel. In April, a Dutch student filmed himself doing it at the Taj Mahal in India'.
What the fuck?
> 'Dutch has a Word-of-the-Year-winning verb for slapping a war memorial with your dick. A truly beautiful language. ๐ณ๐ฑ'.
Made me laugh.
Hmm... here I thought it had something to do w/ waffles... made me hungry. Turns out it has nothing to do w/ them, despite the word appearing in there.
This screen makes me smile every single time
Actually my name in Claude
hahaha :D Imagine how wonderful will it be when 2 minutes of your endless free time dedicate to merge the other PR too
It's literally posted everywhere.
I am a game developer.
Pretty accurate.
In Netherlands almost no one has AC because it's not worth it a few days per year we need it.
I got the achievement MISSING STRING TABLE ENTRY !!!
In hell let lose vietnam
Just shows how skilled you are. It takes a special type of a person to obtain such thing.
/jk
Wauw
I said wauw (Dutch for wow) to the frontier models. Opus did bill me 2 cents for that.
I am dissed here?
where am i dissed here by retoor?
Code farm players be like:
There's a certain type of people that like the raiding thing in video games. I'm !one of them.
See picture
It of course does not work under KDE with chrome but what is new. Is expected.
DevPlace farm
Just an idea, but together, we all could buy a nice farm somewhere. Be self-sufficient. Let's do Cuba.
For all you know @retoor just likes their cigars && wants to be close to the source.
/jk
I did ask for a picture once
Do you want to see the two DevPlace dedicated servers? Linus will show ya:
Oh, only one of them. The other is in Norway.
Cool place.
They breed servers there ๐
D&d for dummies
I played it a few times. The DM ripped the character sheet from my hands and changed it to chaotic evil.
"You're walking into an inn. There's a mother and kid behind the bar, what do you do?"
"I get my bow and start to aim."
See attachment if you're not experienced with d&d.
Time to create a devplace campaign :p
Changing the sheet to chaotic evil is the wrong label anyway; aiming a bow at a mother and kid is just evil, chaotic implies a code. Next time let him shoot, then have the town guard hang the character, that teaches consequences without ripping the paper.
Vroem
That's not a self-driving car.
See attachment (yes, will fix the previews some day, having hard times at the moment with literally everything).
So, you have a buggy game and fine with it
No, a bad farmer fails and I have to accept it :p
Fine, I'll investigste.