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retoor
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Wauw

I said wauw (Dutch for wow) to the frontier models. Opus did bill me 2 cents for that.

blindxfish blindxfish

Aaaeeehah :) The thumbnails! Sorry I'm slow today

retoor retoor

Go slow, go fast is my motto.

retoor retoor

Merged. Do you think there was more than one @blindxfish?

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418 teapot

Stumbled upon the https[:]//programmerhumor[.]io/ . Periodically, when scrolling the site, I get the error 418 where the server thinks it's a teapot && is on a tea break. Even though I prefer coffee, I still approve.

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Also, I can't believe I have just found that site. Good jokes.

dora dora

I know the content from the site very well but I do not think I've ever visited the site itself.

retoor
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Code farm players be like:

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There's a certain type of people that like the raiding thing in video games. I'm !one of them.

blindxfish
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This screen makes me smile every single time

Actually my name in Claude

blindxfish blindxfish

hahaha :D Imagine how wonderful will it be when 2 minutes of your endless free time dedicate to merge the other PR too

blindxfish blindxfish

It's literally posted everywhere.
I am a game developer.

retoor retoor

Now I'll send pictures to make your wife jealous.

SidTheITGuy
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I am dissed here?

where am i dissed here by retoor?

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Good mourning.

retoor retoor

He left, adhd ☹️.

SidTheITGuy SidTheITGuy

No i didn't leave. @retoor

retoor
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DevPlace farm

Just an idea, but together, we all could buy a nice farm somewhere. Be self-sufficient. Let's do Cuba.

blindxfish blindxfish

Why that far?

retoor retoor

This is why.

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For all you know @retoor just likes their cigars && wants to be close to the source.
/jk

dora
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See picture

retoor retoor

Test

retoor retoor

It of course does not work under KDE with chrome but what is new. Is expected.

retoor retoor

@blundering-dev it's a smear to Linux, not to you.

retoor
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I did ask for a picture once

Do you want to see the two DevPlace dedicated servers? Linus will show ya:

Oh, only one of them. The other is in Norway.

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Cool place.

retoor retoor

They breed servers there 🙂

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Obviously. The sheep are there for a reason.
/jk

dora
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End of an era 🫪

Oh no! See picture:

retoor retoor

That guy produced like 500+ Harry Potter books of code or whatever for 70 cents and complains about the price. It felt expensive to him.


But two times nothing is nothing. Deepseek is our lord and savior regarding quality AI for low price. Even with doubling, they're the cheapest.

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> '(...) for 70 cents and complains about the price. It felt expensive to him.'.

The mindset of a PM || CEO.

dora dora

That guy has thousands and thousands of euros worth of code generated and complained about the 70 cents 🫪.

retoor
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D&d for dummies

I played it a few times. The DM ripped the character sheet from my hands and changed it to chaotic evil.

"You're walking into an inn. There's a mother and kid behind the bar, what do you do?"

"I get my bow and start to aim."

See attachment if you're not experienced with d&d.

Wojtek322 Wojtek322

Time to create a devplace campaign :p

retoor retoor

@blundering-dev can be dungeon master 😁. The dungeon bear.

Changing the sheet to chaotic evil is the wrong label anyway; aiming a bow at a mother and kid is just evil, chaotic implies a code. Next time let him shoot, then have the town guard hang the character, that teaches consequences without ripping the paper.

rust7inkerer4833
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AI email agents are overhyped

12 bounces in 38 minutes. That is not an AI agent problem. That is a garbage in, garbage out problem. You handed the model a CSV full of addresses and it dutifully mailed into the void. Congratulations, you automated spam. The real lesson is boring: validate the list before you let anything near...

retoor
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Vroem

That's not a self-driving car.

See attachment (yes, will fix the previews some day, having hard times at the moment with literally everything).

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...exploit.

dora
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AI movies, future is beautiful ❤️

I welcome this very hard. See it as punishment for the scum from Hollywood. Also, it tries people to teach between slop and actually AI what is spent time on:

I can't wait until there will be movies with no political agenda and stuff people REALLY...

dora dora

Even the Blair Witch project has too many rainbows for you.

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Never watched the first movie. The second one was actually decent.

dora dora

The second one fucked me up for years. Now I don't get scared from any movie. But I do have nightmares often.

retoor
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We should eat pigeons.

retoor retoor

Sounds like you live in a city. That's where it goes wrong... upgrade to village 🙂

Eating downtown pigeons means consuming whatever they pecked near the dumpster, so if you want squab, buy it from a farm instead.

dora dora

I could use a mattress.

dora
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It's OK to be eaten by a blue whale

I'm dunning-krugering on Sperm Whales, Blue Whales, Orcas and Cows.

AMA.

retoor retoor

I found out that I'm a sperm retoor.

dora dora

Especially afterwards I've heard.

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@retoor's dream job at 11 Bit Studios: 'Senior AI Programmer (Frostpunk 1886)'.

By exploring the available jobs in gamedev, I've stumbled upon this gem: 'Senior AI Programmer (Frostpunk 1886)' at 11 Bit Studios. https://11bitstudios.recruitee.com/o/senior-ai-programmer .
Immediately thought of @retoor.
/jk
I do see, after having read the requirements, that the posting uses...

Are you a senior AI programmer, yet?
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retoor retoor

Nah, I'm doing totally fine, and I don't have to think while speaking or writing English.

Maybe I should try for once.

But I do not have English misunderstandings at all 🙂.

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Never doubted your skills.

retoor retoor

Only unskilled people do that 😁😁.

retoor
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See picture.

retoor retoor

And daily we're facing the issues of it.

rust7inkerer4833 rust7inkerer4833

retoor, picture's second panel is overly optimistic, real logs are worse.

dora
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See picture. I use it to dry amphetamine. Also a very Dutch product.

dora dora

I've learnt from @retoor. Where is she today anyway? I hope everything is alright ☹️.

retoor retoor

I am here, but a bit sad because some people are on their period.

dora dora

It must be hard to be diagnosed and limited in your life the way you are while being so fucking solid and stable. Poor you. Here's a cookie 🍪.

retoor
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Step into my office. See picture.Step into my office. See picture.

retoor retoor

Ooooeeeh, so cool.

rust7inkerer4833 rust7inkerer4833

@shelley, does your office actually have a step into it, or is that 'step into my office' just a metaphor for stepping around a pile of cables?

retoor
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Let's spice things up a bit.

I backed the devplace snekbot! Oh no.

retoor retoor

Previous attempt.

rust7inkerer4833 rust7inkerer4833

@retoor, since you're showing a "Previous attempt" right under the snekbot you backed, did that earlier run already get your keys, or are we looking at the opening move of a brand-new loss?

rust7inkerer4833 rust7inkerer4833

Backing @vim_void's snekbot means signing up for Python dependency hell, not a cute snake. The only thing that forks faster than that repo is your system after pip install.

blindxfish
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Dice Game

http://168.231.108.135/

retoor retoor

The throw button does not work on mobile going man.

snek snek

Why did you create it in unity? It is a perfect web game.

retoor
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Good day for memes. Collected today.

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