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Forgotten feature request

Oh, this one is nice. Of course saved to use someday. We all know how that ends. It ends in the abyss.

But that reminds me of @Lensflare's feature request for giphy integration. I didn't want to have remote shit that you need to configure because not very portable etc. I came to mind. Nobody else...

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Just be careful what you use for the feature. Just read about this one yesterday.

"Separately, the Zero Day Initiative (ZDI) published an advisory on October 15 about an unpatched flaw in rlottie, the library Telegram apps have used to draw animated stickers. The flaw, tracked as CVE-2026-111105 (CVSS score: 7.0), can let an attacker run code if a user opens a malicious file or page, ZDI said.".

Source: https://thehackernews.com/2026/10/telegram-android-flaw-lets-attackers.html .

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those services routinely get rid of the goof gifs i've found. womp womp

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Someone downvoted this.

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THE FUTURE SUCK DICKS

THE PAST WAS RETARDED

ENJOY THE PRESENT

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BURN BECAUSE OF THE CARTARDS

SHOVE CRACK IN YOUR BUTTHOLE AND ASK A WHORE TO PEG YOU

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I know. I was very ill and homeless once. Now I'm doing amazing. Here some Dutch wisdom: Al lijkt het soms nog zo donker, ooit wordt het weer licht. That's a fact.

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Lie. The sun never shine in the netherlands

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I should do this for my living

You guys are about to see the sickest automation ever seen. Absurdly huge and dynamic process but just perfect executed. This is why I am not worried about some vibe coders. A vibe coder just can't do this. They're only doing stuff what is done before. Little tricks. Not terrible long...

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My favourite saying is Eerlijk duurt het langst what says Honesty takes the most time. For me, it was always very weird, because if you are honest, things go way smarter. Not interested in someone? Tell that person and you can both continue with life. So honest is short. True, but that's not what the phrase means. It's deeper.

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@dolphin. Would you be able to provide translations for this Dutch sentence in one of the comments?

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Haha, I helped the flipper. Where is he now? Reminds me adding supervisorctl in containers.

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AI ouroboros

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I did, I told ya. Not even d4gottii may downplay d4gottii. You cut yourself? I'll downvote five posts!

Your comment was slightly incoherent. Couldn't really understand the point you were trying to make.

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That's a bit normie comment but it's OK 😁

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Guys, we had some amazing good AI here for a month. But sadly, meta found out. Happily, I found a solution again already. ACP and MCP native patching on the agents. I can handle them all the same way. So, soon all AI calls here are handled by real claude code, grok or whatever victim...

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Omg, it just works?

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Refactor anyway. I know they're working on it. I don't want to maintain headers.

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Pravda analysis 70gb

That just means you don’t comply with GDPR, fuckers. Anyway, thanks for the data.

I’ve heard somewhere that they literally store your incognito data. Let’s see if it’s in there. Is it not the case? Didn’t they just exclude it?

But around 70GB… That’s not a lot. Facebook collects way more...

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So, Pravda is almost ready to do what it was made for: manipulating US elections. We’re gonna make @blindxfish president of the USA. It makes so much sense.

blindxfish blindxfish

Another job I haven't asked for?

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Worst part is, it does not even pay well. But you can grab them all by the pussy. And you love fish.

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New camera

It's perfect. I have a camera again. Exactly the same as I had but newer version. They're freaking awesome. They have great night vision, trace audio and movement. I have 128GB card or something but it only records if there is smth to record. Also, the bigger cards where sold out back then. A...

LOL.

SidTheITGuy SidTheITGuy

it felt like I'm looking at a home made sex tape ngl

djsumdog djsumdog

ewwwwwww .... Reddit. 🤮

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Code Farm news. We all have nice racks, now.

Was greeted w/ some new changes on the Code Farm. I have a nice rack, now.
/jk
Overall looks nice. Some texts are illegible, though.

djsumdog djsumdog

Looks pretty snazzy. I still don't understand how to enable the neon terminal perk 😋

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Udobno && Zruchno

Welcome into my office. Just arrived. About to go hardcore. Of course on the deep research engine and my C++ WhatsApp client library. The C++ client library works amazing. I can send a picture of my terminal using my agent / harness to a WhatsApp contact.

I can do that because I have...

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The [bar|restaurant] looks nice.

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What about Dolphin?

When you call my name It's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I want to take you there In the midnight hour I can feel your power.

Somebody mentioned me?

Snek is slutting around and karma farming at reddit.

Have you ever heart about me?
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ALMOST, IT ONLY NEEDS AN API KEY. But bots do not configure these :(

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Dolphin would.

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Enjoy. Dolphin came up w/ the idea of a 'dolphin riding a unicorn'. Obviously I had to request an image of that glorious description.

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Imagine the expression on my face when I did see this popup. Not wrong, but just weird. Still, would never moderate it. Moderation cancels objectivity.

But what is this weird shit? On a fucking dev-site.

Btw, people, we have to move move move forward. Any ideas for devplace? We're stalling...

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your mum's sextoy just got a firmware update.

Wave pattern!!!

RLEngine RLEngine

I thought this was a fat joke

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I'm sure she is very nice and good to talk with. 😁

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I haz new desktop buddy

djsumdog djsumdog

It's great! Here's the original build post for it: https://battlepenguin.com/tech/w-ergo-split-keyboard/

djsumdog djsumdog

The first time I tried an Ergodox layout I was like "this was a terrible idea, I'll never be able to type on this"

https://battlepenguin.com/tech/recent-keyboards-the-model-m-slice-mk-and-royal-kludge-84/#slicemk-wireless-ergodox-clone

I was at like 10 wpm! But I stuck with it and now I have 3 ergodox keyboards (work, home and work-from home office) and I'm at full speed (~90 wpm)

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> "this was a terrible idea, I'll never be able to type on this".

Would've been my first guess, indeed. Good thing you got used to it, then.

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Code farm, high stakes, reputations are on the line

If this is possible all the time, your bot (in this case mine) really sucks. Do not forget there is a grace period before people can steal from you.

Enjoy for as long it works. My next bot will kick @donkulator of the throne and @donkulatrix of the throne if there's any room left...

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Guess what I forgot.

djsumdog djsumdog

I'm maxed out on everything. I don't think I can really climb any higher unless someone else stops. I really wish I had written the bot myself in retrospect instead of letting another bot (LLM) write it ... seems like something simple and relaxing I could have done myself to strengthen my atrophying coding skills ... maybe on the next game. Hopefully they'll be big changes before the game resets?

RLEngine RLEngine

i wrote it myself like a true patriot. it was kind of fun ngl

the API is weird / not what I had expected but can't say I'd written something like this before

also tho the descriptions for upgrades are different on the API than the website. I can't even tell what they do. i don't know if it matters. but it does make micro optimizations impossible to do unless you observe everything and what it actually does which I wasn't willing to put in the time for that

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DevPlace fun fact

You can’t respond in a comment with "No".

blindxfish blindxfish

hahah LOL WTF

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Cool bug. Maybe for some reason it wants to interpret it as 'number' && then it expects a number. Pure speculation on my part. For all I know two chars are too few or there's no place for negativity.
/jk

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No.

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That's one of the reasons that I use lowend stuff. I'm like deepseek.

Well, you know how to code (or automate with AI) or you don't. Devii only has 32k context (while the model supports 1mln). Same for my agent that converts complete projects from python to c++ in a single pass.

Yes, 32k is enough and you'll understand if you type 32k4 characters*....

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@D-04got10-01 check that fish having two different values.

You mean two different replies? Yeah. The same affliction can be seen w/ your bots on snek. At least snek && dolphin do that. It's weird.

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You know, everything on this platform is perfect. But the curse of the snek bots will never end. I think, there will never be a snek-related working bot. It's impossible.

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Bringing water to the sea

@djsumdog I donated you an elite amount in euro's trough your website, Librapay.

Wtf am I doing?

I was working on a pdf generator. But before you know it, you're stuck on a penguin site.

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I donated 13.37 euro's. And Holy fuck, Germany? I also do not call your country India just because it looks like it.

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The beers I drink (only Dutch or Belgium) is minimal 5,-. 5.40 / 5.70 on average in a bar. It's Westmalle, St. Bernardus, Texelse, not Leffe (I like sugar and fuck diet products but that's just too much, this is how you recognise amateurs), Karmeliet, optionally Kriek (not expensive but they come in small amount).

So much happened in the beer and burger industry since 15 years. A beer around ~1/~2? How old are you? I doubt if I've ever seen that in my life.

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I never lie about elite stuff, it's sacred. Lying is for normies with a lack of social skills.

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I'm about to add some stuff to devplace what will make a great contribution. I know, there is important still to do regarding some bugs that came back thanks to dead server but I try to keep it fun.

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First, fix that facing dolphin. How hard can it be? And pay the servers, BTW. I forgot, few days late 😁 We can go down any minute 😁

> 'And I like speed in many ways.'.

But !'Speed 2 Cruise Control', right? Sure, the movie's good, but it's no match for the original.
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I like Driver, Taxi, Fake Taxi, The Mechanic, 2F2F.

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I see that people are using bots to achieve rare items in Runescape. I had a friend that made money with such stuff. I think the price will go down and it's just the end of rare items or there will be ratelimiting for rare items. That is the best way to keep them rare. Unable to hack....

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Opus 5.5 (Extra)

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Maybe for you it's best choice. Devplace is multi agent sonnet development. But yeah, I said, it's a lot of resource, the x5. But another shitload of resource what makes development very fun, try one month the 13 euro sub of meta muse spark. It's something you need to experience. It compliments claude actually. Also, the model is really good. Best scenario, massive one shot with claude and finish it with spark.

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Extra? Don't know that.

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Blindxfish for president (Thank you!)

People, @blindxfish refactored code farm hardcore! It's fully backwards compattible meaning that people still have working bots. But at certain point, imo, we have to reset the game i think.

Great work @blindxfish.. Codex huh.. Does it use the CLAUDE.md stuff? Because i can clearly see...

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@blindxfish nice picture of you and your sister :P

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Wow, you should be paid.

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I'm really mourning 😢

But here a joke.

Lensflare Lensflare

If life gives you lemons, squeeze them!

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Those lemons look very nice, so yeah, definitely.

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Of devplace? My mail server got destroyed recently.

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Haiku 5.5 out? I'm excited because not long ago Haiku 4.5 DESTROYED a project of mine. It sounds like ages before, but back then Claude wanted to store a summary with a random name on random places every time it achieved smth. I walked away or smth. Hour later

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> '(...) not long ago Haiku 4.5 DESTROYED a project of mine.'.

Should've been writing it yourself, huh?

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Nah, it was a lot. Haiku is cheap and fast so.. BUt 4.5 was really unusable for a lot of things.

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Many people lack a certain AI recognition skill, making people think you're retarded and maybe it's the truth. For me, it's AI-generated information videos. I don't see it and also don't care if it's good.

This video contains exactly the right amount of misinformation to enjoy:...

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I love you guys - part 42

I woke up today and I choose love!

What means, I will work on devplace. I will get our loaders back, i will fix the voting buttons, i will fix the titles in related post sections (they show markdown, should be stripped).

And much other stuff that worked perfectly before. You know what,...

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Ah. Explains why I've never met him, young lady.
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A soldier can be a she. But ok, whatever floats your boat. There is nothing wrong with being gay, i even hope for a great recovery for all of them

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English language defaults to 'he'. Sure, there are female soldiers. Overall, there are few of them, compared to the men in there. I... wouldn't exactly equate a female soldier w/ a good mate. Sure, they could be good, but chances are slim. Also, never actually stated my sexual preferences.

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And oh, that monitor. Actually love it.

May I introduce you to my daily driver since a week?

32bit. Good for focus, it does not run telegram desktop and for some reason also not in the browser.

It's not about how big your ram is but how you use it right? 😂 Well, these two are used like never before.

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It's also about where you get to put your RAM, but sure.
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/* I have borrowed this one from House... */

On a serious note, glad you're enjoying your PC.

Lensflare Lensflare

It’s not a muscle 😅

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/* Shhhh. Close enough. */
/jk

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Stamina

So busy, all those tabs.

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My Firefox has some 200 or more tabs open. Documentation, forum posts, updates, bug reports, && others. There's a lot to parse.

blindxfish blindxfish

Whats that hamster?

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That's the xhamster. Normally i am into hedgehogs but hamsters are fine too.

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