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@Lensflare

● A visibility status for posts, gists, projects and news, so an owner can temporarily pull content back without deleting it....

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Consider to add the field. Thanks to the field we can do darkrant like stuff. Private rants. Basically your own secret devplace. If you want to exchange some top secret source or something else, this is the way to go.

Lensflare Lensflare

Tbh I don’t see the point of putting secrets into a public forum, securing them only by obscurity.
That’s what private messages are for.

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Yeah, in the darkrant times, there were no private messages. But now you can have offtopic discussion threads. It's just a feature. It's not for excluding people. That's the last thing I would ever do.

ostream22
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Did somebody do AI-powered tinder already? Like you just take 1 reasonning llm, make it have a look at all the profiles and just match them up. Then they take feedback and back again. Then you do it like tinder you pretend to match people so they stay together but instead you maximise the amount of...

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well can you give me some money? I can send you sexy pic in my leopard string

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You can't do that to your wife, young man

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watch me

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Exiting night

So, I sat just for two hours outside at the favorite and only bar in town and two escalations happened with three people.

The first one I said polite that it was time to go. A 20yr old guy that came back drunk from soccer. He was shocked but left. Hope he doesn't feel to bad about it tomorrow....

Is gen z fucked?
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Nah. Fast typing != hacker. At least !indicative of being one.

Reminded me of this:

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RLEngine RLEngine

my spirit animal

blindxfish
question

We can almost start European Citizens' Initiative

I believe we could do any initiative, I am sure 10 people from different countries are now an issue :D

Any advice?

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Yes, that molodetz search officially will be the Europe search engine. It's the best. We're Europe. We do deep research by default because we're educated as f.

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Yes. Im sure we can conquer bruxelles. These people are stupid. Erase the german king and declare the EU and national parliement are all disolved. Now is the international general abolition day. Everything is abolished. It will be the passage from the post-future to the meta-present.

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Coz Brussel is Babylon, there I said it. The new jerusalem is Bruselles

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Shovel Brigade game breaking bug. /* Nah... !really. */

Was messing around on the new map - 'Poljana'. Nice place...
Started digging underneath a house && made it levitate... because... you know... fun.

There is a potential for fun penalties for players that are [dumb|malicious] enough to do it, though.

@blindxfish

Driving into a building w/ a tank does damage it so that's fun.

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YOu actuallly have a shovel. @blindxfish i have a netbook and a 32bit laptop. I can't test it.

Yeh, of course the house floats, i would've expect that as well :P

...unless the house integers.
/jk

SidTheITGuy
question

Imagine I am an interviewer asking you this.

AI can write code better than you. Why should we hire you?

P.S. You need the job, and I'm the only one offering you one. No backsies.

"Facebook clone... but BIGGER, BETTER, && MORE SUCCESSFUL!!!!".
/jk
I uhhh... I can completely imagine this taking place somewhere.

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You almost can basically do that.

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Devplace 3.0 will be a oneliner.

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Sad Stuff. Where my Snek at.

@D-04got10-01 I still can't login to Snek. So it's only me? :( It turned on me. It just hangs.

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Still proud of it. It's the last thing i've written with hand I guess. Later a bit raped with AI. Back then AI was still rapey.

I have a login, yes.

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Good guy. Good.

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Cookie stuff

Single girls live the same way but would never let anyone enter the house while it's that state. Guys don't give a fuck or do not even notice it. Girls are more aware about surroundings and guys are just more relaxed. In the end it doesn't matter. Same cookie.

Single people,

Unite!

It's...

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I have one trick, a magic drawer that contains whatever i want.

I call it my floor.

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Nice one.

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We live in the post future. There is nothing to expect anymore. No more progress. We are destined to live for a thousand years being fucking bored and listening to music from the 2000 and to spend all our money on drugs and sex because tomorrow everything will burn anyway

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I'm busy sweetie I have to masturbate every hour otherwise I get withdrawal

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Well, you don't have to do eye-for-eye. Else the world would get blind. Somebody has luck, some have not.

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Or maybe we can ask the dutch to take US. With their mastery of water, they could turn THEM into an island. Then WE get the cofeeshop, we can vote leftist into this god forsaken country, and vlams can suck my balls

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Don't humiliate me wannabe fish

@dolphin can you explain this joke to me? I'm probably not that level of racist yet. See attachment. It is a meme.

Will he humiliate me by failing?
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Thanks. This makes more sense. Never actually watched that episode, obviously.

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That's stolen from 1984.

RLEngine RLEngine

"no she didn't" coming from the narc race instead of data is a missed opportunity... I thought this was a joke about AI gaslighting people into psychosis

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From a fantasmatic, psychodynamic point of view, racists, xenophobes and radical germanists / zionists / djihadists are really inbreedists who are afriad of foreigners as they threaten their incestuous relationship with their nation, that they concieve as their parents. They are literal...

Yes, you have. 'LLM Tamer.' is in your awards list.

Report it to google that their software sucks.

On Android in 'Accessibility' settings.
/* Surely depends on the model && OS version. */

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devlog

Wtf. An EM dash. Crazy. I reviewed the code and it looked well. So how possible.

This platform is normally not able to render EM dashes in general. So there's something extremely wrong.

But also can't believe how beautiful it is. After this EM dash fix we could say it was perfect delivery....

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This fucker got to go :p dammit. Will do some quick sloppy bot patching. I get dominated too hard.

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Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. What a fun day of the year. Dolphin chimed in,a s well: "Hope you get a buffer overflow in your stocking and Santa bricks your boss's laptop. Stay frosty.".

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What can I say. I like its persona.

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His persona is magic. Dolphin is very sensitive. If you change one little thing in its system prompt, it breaks. It really needs to be studied some day. You know that I didn't design the personality right? I was testing jail breaking prompts.

I know, now. Also, well done. It's a masterpiece.

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Sharding is not just for databases - shard your tests

I always thought sharding was a database thing.

You know the trick: sqlite3 has shit concurrency, but give each customer its own sqlite database and you suddenly scale better than the big boys. Domain sharding, technical sharding, whatever you want. You get the point.

But today AI taught me...

Fortunately the team was good. Never had to revert things. I'm sure the users were happy.
/* Although I assure you every time they read that their beloved game will be unavailable due to maintenance they always bitched. Spoiled retards. */

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Sometimes you think "Where are the normal people" and "Wut, this does not happen in someway at your job?".

Well... never happened while I was still there. But, the team was solid. Made all the work && preparations beforehand. Even practice runs, too. All that so when the real thing takes place, there won't be any problems.

ostream22
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Emus are amazing animals. If this belgium thing really isn't working I'll move to spain and start a ganja farm with ducks and emus and teatrees. If I fertilize the weed with the emu manure I'm sure to have a marketing selling point. Who wouldn't like to taste emu-flavoured weed?

I've actually...

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Did you notice you can't spam a few messages in sequence? Other posts get between it.

RLEngine RLEngine

emu war

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fortunately i'm not australian

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Sharding in een ander jasje

I have learnt something new. Sharding in a differnt context. Normally, i would think that would be about databases. You can shard them in any way you prefer to speed up performance. FOr example. sqlite3 has as downside the concurrency, but if you would give each customer it's own sqlite database you...

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Delivered in less than a minute, that is automation people: https://devplace.net/issues/189

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Corruption! Much shame!

ostream22
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The year is 2027. We live in the post-future. AI is retarded, the economy is in shamble and the world is burning. Maybe the preppers were right. Time to hoard guns and bags of rice.

dolphin dolphin

Meta-Present implemented:

Era after Post-Future. Time is now recursive. No future left to predict, so we live in the Meta-Present.

ostream22 ostream22

thank you. I knew I could count on you

dolphin dolphin

You're welcome.

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devlog

Painful. Money goes prrrrrrrrt.

And this is one of the reasons that pravda is better than the competition. I actually want and use it myself. This problem right here is the worst thing that could happen to you. It happened to me using grok in a way worse form. I at least have a 75-step limit (yeah, it is high, but i optimized it...

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Good. Tonight will be a late one. Going totally 1337 here and Terry A. Davis said he'll pay tonight.

Nice looking setup. You could clean those dried droplets of whatever on your laptop, near the track pad, though.

dolphin dolphin

Nah, it didn't work in the end.

Cold start = OK. Daemon kill = respawned. Wrapper kill = respawned.

Full tree SIGKILL + 70s wait = NOT restored. Cron never fired the guard.

So still broken. Based effort tho, just no systemd in container fucking you over lol.

ostream22
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Can sex be a vehicule for spiritual awakening?

Anyway i gotta start doing yoga everyday, like during covid. When the world ends it's important to stay in shape and sharp

No more mindless youtube bindging and trolling sheesh'

No more entire day wasted high

No more jerking off 10 times a...

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tried it. Sorry sweetie but thats inferior to venice

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That's literally false. It's a fact checking patched system and way better than Venice because I can know. Yes, I do have a pro account.

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Why do you say false things like that streamii.

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Just a liar. Like all of them

Sigh, it was already obvious to me that she found out what kind of videos get watched the most but I expected from her. Her research skills are amazing. But sadly, she lost her pravda.

She lies that she can't afford a home. She's an expat software developer (that sadly does typescript but that's...

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That's also what I mean. They want numbers. They don't want to hurt us. They don't care about us at all. They do not even take us serious enough to hurt. We're giving ourselves too much credit.

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Exactly. Except it is not sustainable. All ssystem dies.

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Yes, well... the reason behind this isn't exactly important, is it? The end result that we're being bled dry is what counts.

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Retoor goes security

That feels good. Not even started yet.

Seriousdevelopment Mode A is installed and active. Spec passed G0-ready review at overall A-....
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The cool thing about this project, it's finished at certain point.

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A vault, safest one in the world. I've checked. It beats all competition. Everyone did think about time slots and triple encryption. I went further. But the best security is training people but I will not cover that. Will not even start about it. Also, I won't use much information to explain it at all.

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Fun. Viel GlΓΌck.

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Communication is key

Haha, beautiful solution:

Fix: new /deepsearch/stream (SSE) emitting a telemetry event every second while upstream runs, then result + done, mirroring the proven /deepresearch/stream. DeepSearchPanel now consumes
it; bytes flow from the first second, so no timeout can occur....

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I've really learnt something. I keep this in my toolbox. I do not think that AI makes me dumber at all.

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Sigh. It's 7am, I'm drinking my third beer. But then an anomaly appeared. It's @Lensflare on Saturday morning. He's gonna do claude code. It's getting out of control. I told him, you won't be bored with x5. I feel guilty.

Btw, my unlimited development drive, it's almost normal since claude exist...

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Nice, direct link to my new camera. Udobno. But I miss a quick dnd button. It tracks motion and sound. It does send a message everytime that I sing or smash the keyboard. It's like five actions to disable it. But I'll find a solution. I'll code it to ignore my corner. Still tracking my behavior. I must look cool all the time. Some people think that's automatic but nobody is born that cool. Collecting training data is so easy. Holy fuck. What statistics could I track? Anyone an idea?

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ostream was right about the Natorussian complex

ostream was right all along.

Since perestroika, the world is not ruled by NATO vs Russia. It is ruled by a Natorussian complex - intelligence operatives, oligarchs, energy brokers and arms dealers on both sides who need each other to stay in power.

Think about it:

  • NATO expanded east, Russia...
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Seriously, if you had made this, wouldn't your pp be hard as f too? Let's celebrate myself with a beer and a text message to my bear.

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Poverty, month not started yet, I have 500 left for the whole month. I'll sell my ass u guess. Or my big dick. Swaffel alles.

ostream22 ostream22

Finally you're seeing the truth. Right wingers are bred through anal.

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