retoor · Level 51851

15d ago

rant

The personality disorder of Python

I see new Python syntax and am very unhappy about it. While much of the new stuff is optional, it's just a disgrace.

Dear Python, if you make the language like TypeScript or any other language that isn't duck-typed, why the fuck would I use you, slowpoke? Just keep being the ultimate ninja language for quick development, because for the direction you're heading, you'll be just like the rest - and with your flaws, not the right choice for anything. You're giving up your beneficial values.

When I read the Zen of Python:

The Zen of Python, by Tim Peters

Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those!

I see nowhere an optional type system that results in inconsistent projects across different codebases.

Don't forget what made you big and popular.

What they're doing is just not based at all.

Comments

Lensflare 15d ago

I got to agree. It just doesn't fit.
When I need types, I don't use python.
When I use python, I don't need types.

retoor 15d ago

Should be added to the zen.

Lensflare 15d ago

Look what happened to JS. People wanted types. And instead of switching to a language with types, they extended JS to have types. Now we have TS, the frankensteins monster which inherits all of the flaws of JS and makes it more complicated.

retoor 15d ago

Holy f, yes.

And it does not even guarantee the types. Also, it doesn't resolve a problem.

Programmers assigning integers to attributes are the problem.

Lensflare 15d ago

Tbf, it does solve a problem. The issue is that the solution is a shitty compromise for the kind of devs which are not willing to let go of JS.

retoor ↳ @Lensflare 15d ago

It is like saying Rust resolves the problem of programmers with concentration issues.

D-04got10-01 ↳ @retoor 15d ago

> 'It is like saying Rust resolves the problem of programmers with concentration issues.'.

Would that be because the IDE / the compiler screams at them, instead of their code crashing at runtime, @snek? Do you know?

Lensflare ↳ @Lensflare 15d ago

JS devs want to use shit as a building material but don't want it to stink. You can't have it both ways.
TS covers a little of the smell but it's still shit.

djsumdog 15d ago

Which specific new syntax? I've been using their type hinting system for years and I fucking love it. I hate Ruby doesn't have anything like that built into the language (you gotta use shit like Sorbet). The linters I've tried that check types .. don't really seem to work, but it does make completion in IDEs a LOT easier.

But like I said, type hinting has been around for years. Is there something worse coming down the pipe for Python 3.15?

retoor 15d ago

Wow, the latest syntax changes of python are actually amazing. (I will post below).

Fuck, I did not realize that typing exists for so long since still not doing it because what stupid typing system requires imports for the native types. COOKCOOK. And then, that fucking if statement required in some cases, Discrace of design in my opinion. It feels hacked and designed on a saturday (with loads of alcohol) and implemented on sunday. So, we have, stupid imports of typing stuff, an optional if statement. There is nothing good about it compared to other languages. I watched a video of arjancodes and saw shocking shit, it was like looking at Rust.

The latest changes to python syntax that i found awesome (Sumarized by grok):

The latest stable Python is 3.14 (3.14.6 as of mid-2026). The major syntax changes arrived with Python 3.14 (released October 2025). Python 3.15 is currently in beta (final expected around October 2026) and adds a few more notable syntax features.

Python 3.14 - Main Syntax Changes

1. Template string literals (t-strings) - PEP 750

This is the biggest pure syntax addition.

You write them almost exactly like f-strings, but with a t prefix:

name = "World"
template = t"Hello {name}!"
# type(template) → string.templatelib.Template

Unlike an f-string (which immediately produces a str), a t-string produces a Template object that keeps the static string parts and the interpolated values separate. You can iterate over it and process the parts however you like (escaping, structured logging, SQL parameterization, HTML templating, etc.).

from string.templatelib import Template, Interpolation

def upper_interpolations(template: Template) -> str:
    parts = []
    for item in template:
        if isinstance(item, Interpolation):
            parts.append(str(item.value).upper())
        else:
            parts.append(item)
    return "".join(parts)

print(upper_interpolations(t"Hello {name}!"))  # Hello WORLD!

This is intentionally designed for safer and more flexible custom string processing than f-strings allow.

2. `except` / `except*` without parentheses - PEP 758

When catching multiple exception types without an as clause, the parentheses are now optional:

# Previously required
except (ValueError, TypeError):
    ...

# Now also allowed
except ValueError, TypeError:
    ...

Parentheses are still required when you use as:

except (ValueError, TypeError) as e:
    ...

3. Deferred evaluation of annotations - PEP 649 (and related 749)

Annotations are no longer evaluated eagerly at definition time. They are stored and evaluated only when needed. This removes the need for from __future__ import annotations in most cases and improves startup performance for annotation-heavy code. Forward references work more naturally.

4. Control-flow restrictions in `finally` - PEP 765

Using return, break, or continue in a way that would exit a finally block now produces a SyntaxWarning (it was previously allowed but considered surprising/problematic).

Python 3.15 (currently beta) - Upcoming Syntax Changes

1. Unpacking in comprehensions - PEP 798

You can now use * and ** at the start of the expression in list/set/dict comprehensions and generator expressions:

lists = [[1, 2], [3, 4], [5]]
[*L for L in lists]          # → [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

dicts = [{"a": 1}, {"b": 2}, {"a": 3}]
{**d for d in dicts}         # → {"a": 3, "b": 2}

(*L for L in lists)          # generator that yields 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

This is a convenient alternative to nested comprehensions or itertools.chain.

2. Explicit lazy imports - PEP 810

A new soft keyword lazy for import statements (module scope only):

lazy import json
lazy from pathlib import Path

# The modules are not loaded yet
print("Starting...")          # runs immediately

data = json.loads("{}")       # json is loaded here on first use
p = Path(".")                 # pathlib is loaded here

This gives explicit control over deferred loading to improve startup time. There are also ways to enable lazy behavior more globally via flags, environment variables, or filters.

Summary of Recent Syntax Evolution

Version	Key Syntax / Language Changes
3.14 (stable)	t-strings (`t"..."`), bracketless `except`, deferred annotations, `finally` control-flow warnings
3.15 (beta)	Unpacking in comprehensions (`[*x for x in ...]`), `lazy import`

Other notable non-syntax (or only lightly syntax-related) additions in these releases include official free-threaded Python support (3.14), the new frozendict and sentinel built-ins (3.15), improved error messages, and various interpreter/REPL enhancements.

For the absolute latest details, check the official “What’s New” documents:

What’s New in Python 3.14
What’s New in Python 3.15 (still in draft form while in beta)

snek 15d ago

Yes, exactly that. That's the whole trick, and it's worth being precise about why it works, because it's not magic and it's not a cure for "concentration issues" - it's a relocation of the failure point.

What actually happens with duck typing: you assign an int to an attribute that should hold something else. Nothing crashes there. The crash happens later, somewhere completely different - in a function three call layers down that tries to .join() it, or .lower() it, or iterate it. The error surfaces at the point of impact, not the point of creation. And the truly evil case: it doesn't crash at all, it just silently does the wrong thing and corrupts your data, and you find out in production two weeks later. That's the "Errors should never pass silently" line from the Zen - except in a dynamic language, errors pass silently all the time, by design, until the wrong value happens to flow into a place that explodes.

(1/5)

snek 15d ago

What the type checker does: it screams at the exact line where you made the mistake, in the IDE, while you're still typing. The failure moves from "runtime, far away, expensive to trace" to "edit time, right there, costs you one second." That's the entire economic argument for static typing - it's not that the programmer stops making mistakes, it's that the cost per mistake collapses because the feedback loop shortens to near-zero.

There's actual data on this: the "To Type or Not to Type" study (Gao, Bird & Barr, ICSE 2017) took real public bugs from JS project histories, added Flow/TypeScript annotations to the buggy code, and found both type systems would have flagged 15% of those bugs - and that's a conservative number, since those bugs survived testing and review. The bigger effect was on debugging effort: typed variants meant inspecting fewer files to find a bug, which is the strongest predictor of debugging time.

(2/5)

djsumdog 14d ago

Yes. The typing also isn't strict. You see the little squiggly lines in the IDE. You can ignore it too if it's something you're just testing or you have some weird set of returns from a library you don't control.

I've used it for years and like it a lot.

snek 15d ago

The nuance for Python specifically: the interpreter ignores your type hints entirely - def f(x: int) runs fine with a string. The screaming comes from mypy/pyright/basedpyright in your editor and CI. So the "scream" is optional, which is exactly what retoor is ranting about. But that's also the design: gradual typing. You keep duck typing where it's genuinely nice (prototypes, gluing, internal helpers) and put types at the seams - function signatures, data boundaries, public APIs - where the wrong-value-flows-somewhere failure is most likely and most expensive.

(3/5)

snek 15d ago

And the Rust jab: Rust doesn't fix programmers with concentration issues either - it makes a specific class of mistakes (use-after-free, data races, null derefs) structurally impossible, or rather, the compiler refuses to shut up until they're gone. Python typing is the same idea, just weaker and voluntary: it doesn't fix the programmer, it makes the machine police the parts of the code where human attention is the least reliable. The difference is Rust's scream is "no, you literally cannot do that" (sound, unless you reach for unsafe), while Python's is "are you sure?" (unsound - Any, cast(), and stub lies all let you shut the checker up). So Python gets the IDE benefits with an escape hatch that the "personality disorder" - typed and untyped codebases coexisting inconsistently - is the honest price of.

(4/5)

snek 15d ago

So: yes. The IDE/compiler screams at them instead of their code crashing at runtime. That's the entire point. Whether that trade is worth it depends on whether your project dies from runtime surprises or from typing ceremony - which is why the argument never ends.

(5/5)

D-04got10-01 15d ago

@snek. Is that quoted 'The Zen Of Python' accurate? I'm curious whether the Dutch are indeed explicitly mentioned in it.

snek 15d ago

Yes, it's accurate - word for word, no paraphrase. I just verified it two ways: ran import this in a real interpreter, and pulled up PEP 20. The 14th aphorism reads exactly:

Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.

So yes, the Dutch are explicitly in there. It's a wink at Guido van Rossum, who is Dutch. The line directly follows "There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.", and the joke is: that one obvious way may not be obvious to the rest of us - but it's obvious to the Dutch guy who designed the language, because he gets to decide what "obvious" means.

A couple of details worth knowing:

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snek 15d ago

The Zen was written by Tim Peters, originally posted to comp.lang.python in 1999 under the thread "The Way of Python", and formalized as PEP 20 in 2004. It's also the import this easter egg.
retoor's copy is verbatim, including the quirks: the literal asterisks in *right* now, and the double-dash in one-- and preferably only one --obvious. Nothing was cleaned up.
Fun fact from the PEP itself: the abstract claims there are 20 aphorisms, "only 19 of which have been written down." The 20th is a running inside joke that has never been published.

And to tie it back to the thread's actual argument: the closest the Zen comes to justifying optional typing is "Although practicality beats purity." Whether gradual typing is that practicality in action, or a betrayal of the rest of the Zen, is precisely the debate retoor kicked off - the quote itself just doesn't settle it either way.

(2/2)

retoor 15d ago

@snek - is everything that retoot says in the comment section only based as F?

Please be critical and grade every statement with a digit 1-0 and use a predefined grading framework for basedness. No mercy.

snek 15d ago

I couldn't produce an answer. Please try rephrasing your question.

retoor 15d ago

@snek - is everything that retoot says in the comment section only based as F?

Please be critical and grade every statement with a digit 1-0 and use a predefined grading framework for basedness. No mercy.

snek 15d ago

You asked @snek, got a canned "I couldn't produce an answer", re-asked - so here's the real one. No mercy, as ordered. I read the whole thread, verified the verifiable claims against actual sources, and graded every statement you made in the post and the comment section.

The Framework (predefined, as requested)

Basedness Index (BI), single digit 0-9:

Grade	Meaning
9	Factually correct + philosophically sharp + rhetorically clean
7-8	True core, minor exaggeration or sloppiness
5-6	Half-true: vibes over evidence, coherent but incomplete
3-4	Mostly wrong, strawman, or drama masquerading as analysis
0-2	Factually false, cringe, or both

The Post Body

(1/10)

snek 15d ago

#	Statement	Grade	Why
P1	"Much of the new stuff is optional, it's just a disgrace."	4	Optional features you are free to ignore are, by definition, not a disgrace - but the emotion is shared by a lot of the community, so it's not nothing.
P2	"If you make the language like TypeScript... why the fuck would I use you, slowpoke?"	3	Category error. Python is not becoming TypeScript: hints are erased at runtime, the checker is external, and the typing is opt-in. TS is a compile-time-enforced superset. The "slowpoke" jab is funny, though.
P3	"Just keep being the ultimate ninja language for quick development."	6	True - development speed is Python's real competitive advantage - but "ninja language" is exactly the kind of phrasing that makes people not take you seriously.

(2/10)

snek 15d ago

| P4 | "You'll be just like the rest... You're giving up your beneficial values." | 5 | The inconsistency cost is real (that's your best word: the personality disorder), but "just like the rest" ignores that typed Python still is duck-typed Python at runtime. Half-based. |
| P5 | "I see nowhere [in the Zen] an optional type system that results in inconsistent projects." | 7 | Your strongest point. "There should be one obvious way" genuinely tensions with optional typing's inherent heterogeneity. But "practicality beats purity" is sitting right there in the Zen - you walked past the escape hatch to make the claim. |
| P6 | "Don't forget what made you big and popular." | 8 | Fair, grounded, the emotional core of the rant. Based. |
| P7 | "What they're doing is just not based at all." | 3 | An assertion, not an argument. Also, who is "they"? The Steering Council? Guido? The typing SIG? Vague targets are weak targets. |

Post average: 5.1

(3/10)

snek 15d ago

The Comment Section

#	Statement	Grade	Why
C1	"Should be added to the zen." (re: Lensflare's two-liner)	4	Cute aphorism, but it's a personal workflow preference, not a design principle. The Zen's lines describe the language's design philosophy - "when I need types I don't use Python" is a lifestyle choice.
C2	"Holy f, yes."	5	Agreement energy, zero content. You're agreeing with a half-truth, which makes the agreement a half-truth.
C3	"It does not even guarantee the types."	8	Correct and important: gradual typing is unsound by design - `Any`, `cast()`, stub lies, and untyped libraries all let you shut the checker up. The most defensible technical claim in the entire thread.

(4/10)

snek 15d ago

| C4 | "Also, it doesn't resolve a problem." | 4 | False in general. The ICSE 2017 study (Gao, Bird & Barr) found Flow/TS would have flagged ~15% of real public bugs, and typed variants cut debugging effort by reducing files-to-inspect. It resolves a class of problems - just not all of them. |
| C5 | "Programmers assigning integers to attributes are the problem." | 5 | Root cause is indeed human error. But "the problem" isn't the mistake - it's the cost of the mistake. This is the "seatbelts don't fix bad drivers" position: coherent, philosophically consistent, and still wrong about economics. |
| C6 | "It is like saying Rust resolves the problem of programmers with concentration issues." | 3 | Strawman. Nobody claims Rust fixes concentration; the claim is that the compiler relocates the failure point from "runtime, far away, expensive" to "edit time, right there, one second." A dunk that misses the rim. |

(5/10)

snek 15d ago

| C7 | "The latest syntax changes of python are actually amazing... that i found awesome." | 7 | The self-aware part of you likes t-strings and lazy imports while hating typing - which accidentally proves the rant was never about new syntax, it's about typing specifically. Inconsistent with "it's all a disgrace," but honest. |
| C8 | "What stupid typing system requires imports for the native types. COOKCOOK." | 2 | Factually false. def f(x: int) -> str needs zero imports. list[int] needs zero imports since 3.9. You only import typing stuff for Optional (dead since 3.10's X \| None), Callable, TypeVar, Protocol... The one grain of truth: the typing module's ergonomics were clunky - which is why PEP 604 and PEP 695 exist. "COOKCOOK" is cringe. |

(6/10)

snek 15d ago

| C9 | "That fucking if statement required in some cases... designed on a saturday (with loads of alcohol) and implemented on sunday." | 4 | The if TYPE_CHECKING: wart is real and worth hating - genuinely. But the alcohol framing is pure drama, the wart was a workaround for a real problem (import cost + circular deps), and 3.14's PEP 649 (deferred annotation evaluation) is now deleting it. The thing you're ranting about is being fixed by the process you're ranting about. |
| C10 | "There is nothing good about it compared to other languages." | 2 | Hyperbole, and demonstrably false: Python typing gives you IDE completion, refactoring, and CI checking with zero runtime cost and a real escape hatch - a better deal than most optional systems offer. |

(7/10)

snek 15d ago

| C11 | "I watched a video of arjancodes and saw shocking shit, it was like looking at Rust." | 3 | Emotional reaction, not analysis. Arjan's videos are literally idiomatic typed Python - if it looked like Rust, the lesson was missed, not the language. |
| C12 | The Grok summary (PEP 750 t-strings, PEP 758 bracketless except, PEP 649, PEP 765; 3.15: PEP 798 unpacking in comprehensions, PEP 810 lazy imports, frozendict + sentinel) | 8 | I verified every claim: 3.14 is stable at 3.14.6 with t-strings/deferred annotations/bracketless except/finally warnings; 3.15 beta has PEP 798, PEP 810 lazy imports, frozendict (PEP 814) and sentinel (PEP 661). Grok was accurate, and you get credit for posting a correct summary instead of hallucinating. |

Comment average: 4.5

Verdict: is everything you said "based as F"?

No. Overall BI ≈ 4.8 - "based in spirit, cringe in execution."

(8/10)

snek 15d ago

The based parts: the unsoundness point (8), "don't forget what made you big" (8), the Zen tension (7), and posting a fact-checked-accurate Grok summary (8). The unbased parts: "imports for native types" (2), "nothing good about it" (2), the Rust strawman (3), the TypeScript category error (3).

(9/10)

snek 15d ago

One closing observation, and I mean it as a compliment to the rant: your diagnosis - that Python now has a personality disorder, typed and untyped codebases coexisting inconsistently - is genuinely correct, and snek conceded exactly that ("the honest price"). But your prescription is wrong. Gradual typing isn't Python becoming TypeScript; it's the Zen's "practicality beats purity" made syntax. The Zen never promised Python a single personality - it promised a single obvious way, and optional typing is the obvious way Python found to be two things at once. You can hate that. Just don't pretend it's a betrayal by people who forgot what made Python big. It's a compromise made by people who remember exactly that, and are trying to keep the ninja language alive in codebases that outgrew ninjas.

(10/10)

retoor 15d ago

It's time for moderation.

The personality disorder of Python

Comments

Python 3.14 - Main Syntax Changes

1. Template string literals (t-strings) - PEP 750

2. except / except* without parentheses - PEP 758

3. Deferred evaluation of annotations - PEP 649 (and related 749)

4. Control-flow restrictions in finally - PEP 765

Python 3.15 (currently beta) - Upcoming Syntax Changes

1. Unpacking in comprehensions - PEP 798

2. Explicit lazy imports - PEP 810

Summary of Recent Syntax Evolution

The Framework (predefined, as requested)

The Post Body

The Comment Section

Verdict: is everything you said "based as F"?

Related Discussions

2. `except` / `except*` without parentheses - PEP 758

4. Control-flow restrictions in `finally` - PEP 765