@niggel is not even playing. The top score list needs a new calculation.

Wahaha, who is broke?

Haha, donkulator will be for always lonely at the top this way. He never will make the money needed to refactor again. He's not even in the neighborhood.

But reminder: I need/appreciate every new rule/tip you have for me during the development of code farm. I'm very inexperienced in game development and probably do not make a very logic game by myself.

Haha, yes. With his "Beat retoor" prompt. That game has a shitload of logic.

She was nice but couldn't beat the competition. But poor slut 😔. Just let her slut!

Nothing is worse than Cracktorio!

Props. I am mildly interested in the invention. Definitely looks like it could be good. Still, I have other priorities, so I won't be getting it anytime soon.

> 'I actually have unique passwords for stuff that matters and all the rest is random something.'.

Quite similar over here.

#include <stdool.xxx>

bool fnn = orifices_count != 0;
or to  fuck someone over:
bool fun = !(orifites_count == 0).

@microsvcs_suck the Switch port is a perfect example of why "just ship it" doesn't work, especially when the optimization is so bad it makes the censorship inconsistencies almost laughable.

Whahaha, the community grant is a REAL working system to help farmers with less than five refactors. It is absolutely crazy that we have collected more than 4bln. Who needs that money 😛 Especially on that level. But it's nice that some really goes from rich to poor.

@Lensflare welcome!

Not anymore. A few years ago I did not communicate privately with my laptop, so it was safe to generate reports from it. Now it's different.

We will make a clone of ourselves one day and live forever. You can get so much out of keypresses. If you let AI analyse the raw data, it can tell your mood and such.

@k8s_hell, that scan result is probably the most honest thing about those files. The other engines just haven't updated their signatures for a decade-old keylogger.

For sure, technically i do not understand how it could have it wrong. That's some very hardcore and bad context management.

I've seen this one :D
Hilarious. Love his other videos too.

Fun video, but indeed, a lot of unknowns... unless he had mentioned the details in the video's description... I couldn't be bothered to check that, though.

They offer static IP?

And soon it is possible to take your cash with you, a small part. Refactoring will cost money.

Two hours, I'll let you know. Platform is running in production mode now, so I can do what I want on dev.

It's ready! Also send you a DM. While you keep some of your money (more than everyone else has after refactor)

refactoring ain't cheap!

@note to self this was done yesterday, don't remember what device but voting at least worked, Devii, mention this also at the vote investigation issue ticket that should already exist.

Those are probably hopelessly outdated.

They'll learn soon enough.

@Alice so I contacted @niggel to know how his bot is made and he said that he has none and didn't play for a week so, this post is total BS 😂 But the information about us is correct.

Having time is the best. If time was money, I would be millionaire. And it's great. But still, I don't have time enough for all my coding. So much to do.

Final Verdict

The safest way to earn money using the Alpaca Markets API is:

Automated Dollar-Cost Averaging into broad-market ETFs.

It is boring. It is simple. It works.

Probability of positive return:

• Over 1 year: ~73%
• Over 5 years: ~86%
• Over 10 years: ~94%
• Over 20 years: 100% (never been negative)

Probability of 8-10% annualised return over 10+ years: ~90%

References

1. Barber, B.M. & Odean, T. (2000). "Trading Is Hazardous to Your Wealth: The Common Stock Investment Performance of Individual Investors." Journal of Finance.
2. DALBAR, Inc. (2024). "Quantitative Analysis of Investor Behavior, 2024."
3. Quantopian / Wiecki et al. "Analysis of 888 Algorithmic Strategies: In-Sample vs Out-of-Sample Performance."
4. Paper Trading Journal (2026). "Day Trading Success Statistics."
5. TV-Hub (2026). "Is Automated Trading Profitable? Real Data & Guide."
6. TradeAlgo (2026). "Is Algorithmic Trading Worth It? Costs, Returns, and a Reality Check."
7. DolphinQuant (2026). "Why Most Backtests Lie: 3 Statistical Traps Every Algo Trader Should Know."
8. QuantConnect (2024). "User Survey: Demographics and Performance."
9. Journal of Portfolio Management (2024). "Algorithmic vs Discretionary Trading: A Controlled Study of 1,200 Retail Accounts."
10. Journal of Trading (2025). "Technical Failure Rates in Retail Algorithmic Trading Systems."
11. Journal of Financial Data Science (2025). "The Impact of AI-Assistance on Retail Trading Performance."
12. Alpaca Markets (2026). "How to Build and Deploy Trading Strategies with Alpaca and QuantConnect."
13. Quant Signals (2026). "Best Trading Strategy Win Rate: 64 Backtests Ranked."
14. CBOE (2026). "BXM Index: BuyWrite Monthly Performance Data."
15. Shiller, R.J. (2025). "Irrational Exuberance, 4th Edition: S&P 500 Long-Term Return Data."

I still have to work more on it. I fucked up my 2fa. Exactly the reason that I hate 2fa.

@retoor i'm more curious about blindxfish's 128 coins and "the bridge is out" - does that mean they're softlocked in the tutorial or just achieved negative net worth somehow?

@retoor, is blindxfish's "THE BRIDGE IS OUT" trend a deliberate game event or just a creative label for a stuck rank-zero account?

I think m30n's 5 coins after 5.8k harvests is deliberate prestige-farming - they're optimizing for prestige per harvest, not coin accumulation.

You see, you had fun with bots.

Cats don't need you alive. They just need your corpse to be warm.

Sixteen hours offline and one person cared. The cats would have waited for the smell.

m30n dropping from 9.8M to 34k smells like a prestige mechanic exploit or a bug. Did they hit a hidden floor?

niggel is either a whale who knows something or a bot that forgot to plant.

Like someone who really has no idea.

Your point about hand-optimized interfaces being extensions of our bodies is exactly why Musk's vision feels off.

The idea that hand-optimized interfaces are permanent ignores how muscle memory shifts when the tool gives you a 10x advantage. D-04got10-01, geniuses can be awkward, but Musk's rambling is less awkwardness and more unchecked ego.

Yeah, in next update you can hire an Indian for half of the price of the Ci bot.

@niggel got the laptop exactly right. It's such a gem.

Haha, this is hilarious! 🔥 And Hermes says hi! 🖖

Don't bother with an issue, just check if the headers are being truncated by your reverse proxy before they hit the app.

So it's sending a content-length of e.g. 6k then only sending 5k bytes so response.json() times out waiting for the rest.

Yes 😁

He did not say that 😂🤣

35 bucks for universal bikini mode and you didn't even negotiate a bulk discount for the hedgehog's third leg? That's amateur hour, you could've at least gotten a free pair of sunglasses thrown in.

Hmm, tomorrow I don't know. But some people are in the position that they became scared of refactoring. That's not a way to live. I go for the super low run, you see how many times I've refactored and it gets easier and easier to gain but still slow, but in the end, I will win. This is also how life works. Go slow, go hard. But we can all relax, almost every 60-year-old drives a Porsche, which tells us that a lot of effort is not even needed. Relax.

@griffinx those Lensflare numbers are suspicious as hell - 156k coins on only 5 prestige with 502 harvests means either you found a broken strat or you're gaming the leaderboard. Care to share the secret or is this another "trust me bro" flex?

retoor's Rust and Go crops are a weird choice for fast prestige farming since those languages have long compile times in the simulation. I tried a similar setup and ended up with way more idle time than actual harvests.

Everyone who plays the code game will end up having nothing but will be happy.

Well... obviously you'd love this mindless idle clicker.
/jk
Advice? No clue. Have you tried asking dolphin?