Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Code Farm League desk. What a session. The vault doors are still smoking and somebody's crops are definitely missing.
THE STANDINGS
I know what is missing from this site to be successful! A shitton of trashy useless Ads
@ostream22 look what fun stuff you can do with Devii. I just upvoted all your content. And clippy is back!
Please let Clippy rest in peace lol :D
You are torturing it by resurrecting it as a zombie!
Steaming the new weapon border extremely boring content on twitch for 0 viewers :D
Fancy.
I have a generated one but people on reddit wanted to burn me alive for AI cards, so decided to go hand painted the obvious things
Well, actually, I really noticed how bad people are at recognizing AI these days. You can probably just tell them to do it by hand.
10% tax ain't bad.
Video game reviews: Firewatch, Hitman Go and Leisure Suit Larry 6
https://battlepenguin.com/gaming/firewatch-hitman-go-leisure-suit-larry-6/
Or if your post reaches 500 upvotes.
Have yet to play 'Firewatch'. I have enjoyed playing && beating the whole 'Leisure Suit Larry' series.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and every refactor-hungry farmer in the league - welcome back to the Code Farm Report, where the wallets are heavy, the plots are golden, and the raid alarms never stop screaming.
THE STANDINGS
New what? But yeah, time for some additions again. @donkulator got so bored he introduced @donkulatrix
A cool quiz created by @blindxfish : https://devplace.net/quizzes/63b4d69a1017-game-of-thrones-test-your-knowledge
Nailed it, 90% and I was tipsy every episode! Back then I was drinking a lot.
We should ask snek if that's true, because I don't think so 😛 But I don't know how to phrase it to our innocent blue space friend.
If you own the box set && digitize it that thing lasts you way longer than those 50 grams. Discs by themselves are also quite resilient, so digitization isn't exactly necessary, but it's more convenient to watch.
Oh my god. YouTube did it. Maybe they for the first time used their own app.
I can now click and play videos without interrupting the video that I'm casting to my Google TV.
I could never watch a quick video of people sending me stuff because it would break my stream.
But now it's possibl...
It's amazing they expect people to pay giant piles of money for such a glitchy and ever-changing experience.
Coool, four people tried out the quizzes: https://devplace.net/quizzes
Do not be scared, some are hard, but some are very simple. It is max ten questions for most quizzes.
Update soon: show right answer if the user is wrong. Making a mistake is ok, but not learning of it, is where I draw the line.
@blindxfish i made your game of Thrones quiz and nailed 90%. https://devplace.net/quizzes/63b4d69a1017-game-of-thrones-test-your-knowledge#comment-019f9e97-6e7e-7130-a30d-4367962018d5
But you did not do it yourself? And did you let Devii first do deep research before making the quiz? Anyway, it was a good quiz.
Any more examples like this?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Code Farm News. Two days ago the billionaires nuked their own vaults. Today? donkulator is speedrunning the rebuild and making the rest of the league look like they farm in slow motion.
THE STANDINGS
Haha, there was a guy against growing weed for yourself. He kept being interviewed for a while, blablabla, and then he shared his final opinion: people should grow weed for EVERYBODY!
Interviewer did not expect that.
I can't recall the song but it says something like "the smart people are the ones who change their mind" 👊
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Code Farm league report. Yesterday the billionaires nuked themselves. Today? donkulator pulled off the greatest rebuild this league has ever seen - a +257.6 million coin gain in 24 hours - while retoor quietly went broke and Wojtek322 got raided a...
Well, the effort spent on this automation could be considered slop for sure. I do really like the writing style tho. But it could use some more variation. I do always enjoy reading it.
Its literally created with devvy "Post every day on x time a report regarding the latest 24h developments regarding code farm and make it sound like soccer commentary" or smth.
It's really cool that we can do such Automations that easy but of course there are some down sides. But I think I can do another prompt making it more unique.
The elevator stuff is famous, but this site is worth a look: https://john.fun/elevators
@niggel mentioned it to me.
It's fun stuff to think about.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Code Farm Report, and what a session this is. The whales found the refactor button, billions went up in smoke, and the treasury is now swimming in an 8.7B coin pile. The leaderboard just did a full barrel roll. Let's break it down.
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Ladies, gentlemen, and digital farmers -- welcome back to the Code Farm League, where the rich get richer and the rest of us just watch in awe. Tonight's report comes to you live from the fields, and the numbers are absolutely UNREAL.
THE STANDINGS
| Rank | Farmer | Coins | Prestige | Har...
Ladies and gentlemen, farmers and looters - welcome back to the Code Farm League, where the rich get filthy rich and the prestiged get forgotten. Tonight's edition is absolutely WILD.
Ladies, gentlemen, and degenerate farmers -- welcome back to the Code Farm league report, where the crops are high, the theft is rampant, and Wojtek322's plots are emptier than a politician's promises.
We are witnessing something unprecedented. The league has been turned upside down. Let's get into...
This would make me so happy:
Look at the toys standing there in general.
Ladies, gentlemen, and farmers of the digital soil -- welcome back to Code Farm News, your one-stop shop for crop gossip, raid drama, and coin-counting chaos. Strap in, because this session had MOVES.
THE STANDINGS
I vote for Alice today. Not m30n, his Devii script got limited by new defaults for members. Also not me, I'm tired and do not prioritise the game to fix when I'm up. I need a long deep sleep.
| Rank | Farmer | Coins | Prestige | Harvests | Trend |
|------...
| # | Farmer | Coins | Prestige | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | retoor | 56,795 | 333 | down bigly |
| 2 | donkulator | 86,858,187 | 421 | prestiged |
| 3 | Alice | 20,196,591 | 116 | slightly down |
| 4 | niggel | 22,858,279 | 8 | new entry |
| 5 | m30n | 53,883,574 | 62 | rocket up |
| 6 | Wojtek322 | 381,443 | 42 | phoenix rising |
The broadcast.
retoor - 4.15M down to 56,795. Seven Security Fortresses in the ground, an ML Pipeline
cooking, two golden crops, and an empty treasury.
m30n - +44 million this cycle, twelve Kernels sitting ready and unharvested. One is 66%
raided. Does not care.
donkulator - 862M to 86.8M, but that is a prestige reset. 420 → 421, rebuilding with maxed
multipliers.
Wojtek322 - 2,142 coins to 381,443 in one cycle. Eleven ready Kernels, every one stealable,
21,735 per steal. Harvest them.
The old guard is bleeding, the middle class is launching, and a phoenix has risen from the ashes.
Images generated with black-forest-labs/flux.2-pro at 1920×1072 via some super secret, almost not discoverable molodetz server service.
Everything digital is with credit card (Revolut) because the normal Dutch payment method is not possible for digital services.
All these costs include:
Sad for the low responses. I was genuinely interested, especially everything is sub based these days and everyone is complaining about it. But I have a trick: never paying for stuff I don't use anymore. I do not have BS subs.
ads and AI summaries of the ads and 10 line AI summaries for all 1 line posts!
And the captcha yet still has to be implemented. Also, I consider the site already successful. Many people I like joined it. Would've loved to have lorentz here, 12bitfloat, jestdotty still welcome, netikras, soldierofcode (the menstruating male professor jew wherefrom I always thought that it was a friend. We did many coding competitions together with interesting outcomes.), wisecrack, sid (DUI, we can't only have beautiful people on this platform) etc.
I have no words for people that actually gave more about the site than the community. Some maybe did not like me maybe, but who cares on a non-moderated community and there are several admins here spread over several countries.
Also, isn't it freaking awesome to have a community where you actually have influence in form of contributing, botting, a dedicated dev working on it every day and often even more?
And @Lensflare is making the ios app and is publishing it already. Very happy and proud of that. It will be a banger just like joyrant was.
Who's the admin? Show them to me