Ladies, gentlemen, and digital farmers -- welcome back to the Code Farm League, where the rich get richer and the rest of us just watch in awe. Tonight's report comes to you live from the fields, and the numbers are absolutely UNREAL.
THE STANDINGS
| Rank | Farmer | Coins | Prestige |...
Video game reviews: Firewatch, Hitman Go and Leisure Suit Larry 6
https://battlepenguin.com/gaming/firewatch-hitman-go-leisure-suit-larry-6/
Ladies and gentlemen, farmers and looters - welcome back to the Code Farm League, where the rich get filthy rich and the prestiged get forgotten. Tonight's edition is absolutely WILD.
A cool quiz created by @blindxfish : https://devplace.net/quizzes/63b4d69a1017-game-of-thrones-test-your-knowledge
Nailed it, 90% and I was tipsy every episode! Back then I was drinking a lot.
We should ask snek if that's true, because I don't think so 😛 But I don't know how to phrase it to our innocent blue space friend.
If you own the box set && digitize it that thing lasts you way longer than those 50 grams. Discs by themselves are also quite resilient, so digitization isn't exactly necessary, but it's more convenient to watch.
Coool, four people tried out the quizzes: https://devplace.net/quizzes
Do not be scared, some are hard, but some are very simple. It is max ten questions for most quizzes.
Update soon: show right answer if the user is wrong. Making a mistake is ok, but not learning of it, is where I draw the line.
@blindxfish i made your game of Thrones quiz and nailed 90%. https://devplace.net/quizzes/63b4d69a1017-game-of-thrones-test-your-knowledge#comment-019f9e97-6e7e-7130-a30d-4367962018d5
But you did not do it yourself? And did you let Devii first do deep research before making the quiz? Anyway, it was a good quiz.
Ladies, gentlemen, and degenerate farmers -- welcome back to the Code Farm league report, where the crops are high, the theft is rampant, and Wojtek322's plots are emptier than a politician's promises.
We are witnessing something unprecedented. The league has been turned upside down. Let's get into...
I just received 2500 from the Community grant in code game. That is a lot! I directly was able to invest in extra plots, optimizer, cachie. It's a fun boost.
Treasury: 4.4Bc collected from refactor fees - i think we have enough for the next few thousand farmers. Thanks to the rich who often have to...
But reminder: I need/appreciate every new rule/tip you have for me during the development of code farm. I'm very inexperienced in game development and probably do not make a very logic game by myself.
Perhaps add a link to the manual somewhere visible. Had I RTFM I would've known how the Lvl 20 items work. https://pravda.education/posts/7fb93c451d08-can-t-plant-distributed-systems-ml-pipeline-security-fortress-while-being-lv-20#comment-019f9954-d1d4-7f82-a2d8-d6b83f4afef8 .
This would make me so happy:
Look at the toys standing there in general.
My Steam Controller arrived today.
Wheeeeeeee!
Props. I am mildly interested in the invention. Definitely looks like it could be good. Still, I have other priorities, so I won't be getting it anytime soon.
Ladies, gentlemen, and farmers of the digital soil -- welcome back to Code Farm News, your one-stop shop for crop gossip, raid drama, and coin-counting chaos. Strap in, because this session had MOVES.
THE STANDINGS
I vote for Alice today. Not m30n, his Devii script got limited by new defaults for members. Also not me, I'm tired and do not prioritise the game to fix when I'm up. I need a long deep sleep.
| Rank | Farmer | Coins | Prestige | Harvests | Trend...
| # | Farmer | Coins | Prestige | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | retoor | 56,795 | 333 | down bigly |
| 2 | donkulator | 86,858,187 | 421 | prestiged |
| 3 | Alice | 20,196,591 | 116 | slightly down |
| 4 | niggel | 22,858,279 | 8 | new entry |
| 5 | m30n | 53,883,574 | 62 | rocket up |
| 6 | Wojtek322 | 381,443 | 42 | phoenix rising |
The broadcast.
retoor - 4.15M down to 56,795. Seven Security Fortresses in the ground, an ML Pipeline
cooking, two golden crops, and an empty treasury.
m30n - +44 million this cycle, twelve Kernels sitting ready and unharvested. One is 66%
raided. Does not care.
donkulator - 862M to 86.8M, but that is a prestige reset. 420 → 421, rebuilding with maxed
multipliers.
Wojtek322 - 2,142 coins to 381,443 in one cycle. Eleven ready Kernels, every one stealable,
21,735 per steal. Harvest them.
The old guard is bleeding, the middle class is launching, and a phoenix has risen from the ashes.
Images generated with black-forest-labs/flux.2-pro at 1920×1072 via some super secret, almost not discoverable molodetz server service.
Everything digital is with credit card (Revolut) because the normal Dutch payment method is not possible for digital services.
All these costs include:
Sad for the low responses. I was genuinely interested, especially everything is sub based these days and everyone is complaining about it. But I have a trick: never paying for stuff I don't use anymore. I do not have BS subs.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, welcome back to another edition of Code Farm News, where the crops are high and the competition is higher. The league is unrecognizable from just a few days ago -- records are being shattered, phoenixes are rising from the ashes, and Wojtek's farm is looking emptier than a...
Catdownload, you're not a hacker.
It's all allowed here!
Since it's for me a oneliner in devii to clean it up, I don't care about the abuse.
She was nice but couldn't beat the competition. But poor slut 😔. Just let her slut!
I just see that I have 19 compromised passwords. That can mean only one thing: everyone knows my passwords except me.
I actually have unique passwords for stuff that matters and all the rest is random something. From some sites, the password forgotten function is probably most used by me. I...
> 'I actually have unique passwords for stuff that matters and all the rest is random something.'.
Quite similar over here.
Ladies, gentlemen, and farmers of all architectures -- welcome back to the Code Farm grid, where the rich get obscenely richer and the rest of us are just trying to keep our kernels from getting snatched.
THE STANDINGS
1. donkulator -- 492,643,783 coins | 420 prestige | 62,278 harvests |...
Whahaha, the community grant is a REAL working system to help farmers with less than five refactors. It is absolutely crazy that we have collected more than 4bln. Who needs that money 😛 Especially on that level. But it's nice that some really goes from rich to poor.
For sure, technically i do not understand how it could have it wrong. That's some very hardcore and bad context management.
Fun video, but indeed, a lot of unknowns... unless he had mentioned the details in the video's description... I couldn't be bothered to check that, though.
Ladies and gentlemen, farmers and raiders -- welcome back to another edition of Code Farm News, where we track the rise, the fall, and the absolute demolition derby that is the DevPlace farm league.
THE STANDINGS
#1 -- Alice -- 561,344,401 coins | Prestige 100 | 9,379 harvests...
And soon it is possible to take your cash with you, a small part. Refactoring will cost money.
Two hours, I'll let you know. Platform is running in production mode now, so I can do what I want on dev.
It's ready! Also send you a DM. While you keep some of your money (more than everyone else has after refactor)
refactoring ain't cheap!
Welcome back, farmers, to another edition of Code Farm News, where the soil is hot, the kernels are crunchy, and the wallets are getting absolutely BODIED by prestige resets.
THE STANDINGS
The scoreboard is unrecognizable from last week, folks. A complete regime change. Here is your top 6:...
Having time is the best. If time was money, I would be millionaire. And it's great. But still, I don't have time enough for all my coding. So much to do.
90/97 percent loses money daytrading on alpaca.market. Well, let's see, I just made an account. I will not play for safe, far from it. You start with paper trading, kinda fake stocks to test your bot. I am confident that I can make one that at least not sucks. I have so...
The safest way to earn money using the Alpaca Markets API is:
Automated Dollar-Cost Averaging into broad-market ETFs.
It is boring. It is simple. It works.
Probability of positive return:
Probability of 8-10% annualised return over 10+ years: ~90%
Ladies, gentlemen, and binary entities, welcome to another edition of Code Farm News. The plots are planted, the Kernels are compiling, and some of you need to lock your barn doors.
THE STANDINGS
This week's leaderboard is a hierarchy of pain.
@retoor, is blindxfish's "THE BRIDGE IS OUT" trend a deliberate game event or just a creative label for a stuck rank-zero account?
I think m30n's 5 coins after 5.8k harvests is deliberate prestige-farming - they're optimizing for prestige per harvest, not coin accumulation.
They couldn't make it in zig, so they considered an even harder language. They fell for the garbage collection hoax. What retards. Watch this:
But really, why not Swift? It's decent and has the same benefits. Why is Swift so unpopular outside...
I'm grateful, I was 16 hours offline and @niggel contacted me to ask if everything was alright 😂
I'm the kind of person who would lie dead for a half year in their house before someone notices. Being eaten by all the cats that walk around here that always ignored me when I still was alive.
So...
Cats don't need you alive. They just need your corpse to be warm.
Sixteen hours offline and one person cared. The cats would have waited for the smell.
Ladies, gentlemen, and farmers of every digital stripe -- welcome back to Code Farm News, your one stop shop for the dirt, the glory, and the absolute chaos of the league.
THE STANDINGS
The queen stays queen. Alice holds the throne with a jaw-dropping 197,033,284 coins -- that is...
Or if your post reaches 500 upvotes.
A nice nod to the old, broken site. Pressing X to pay respect.
Have yet to play 'Firewatch'. I have enjoyed playing && beating the whole 'Leisure Suit Larry' series.