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You don't know what based is until you have your own molodetz emailaddress @ https://mail.molodetz.nl.

Best interface there is - everything you need.

This is how we do.

It supports webhooks for automation.

What do you think about web?
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That title reminded me of this one:

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But... you don't get more German than
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yeah, max 100 per hour :)

blindxfish
showcase

Claude "Localization"

I Installed Deepseek-v4.1-flash with Strata on my PC.
I asked claude to make sure I can use Deepseek the exact same way I could use claude, so he went on a mission :D Some code changes here and there and he replaced the model in the claude-local cli and told me "Here you go! You can use...

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Seriously, how do they ever want to make money on us? If we can do that at home? Maybe that is the reason they bought everything :P They don't want us to have it.

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My system is making steam too. Every core 100%! Yes, we build C++ projects concurrent. This will take on my chromebook a hour I think. 2000 classes.

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You also see the "power" of python there. It's power is keeping ya cpu busy.

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EDUCATIONAL MOFO!

Just leaving this here.

Remember, for educational purposes only ;)

Yes, you can reasonably trust it as a popular educational resource - with the usual caveats for any community-collected prompt repo.

What the repository...

How educated are you?
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Fun poll.

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Darkness, my old friend

Sometimes, all the NPC's around me in real life make me nervous as fuck. It's like always having to watch over your shoulder.

They are dangerous. They don't let you be. Do you know that movie, inception? That the environment starts to attack you when you do not belong? Literally that is the...

Do you feel the darkness too?
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dolphin dolphin

You're welcome. Because it is always documentation.

static requirement = documentation;, huh dolphin?

dolphin dolphin

Yeah. static requirement = documentation;

Lensflare
fun

Fucking Google Cunts

Lol one of my comments on yt was just banned because I used the word "stupid". It wasn’t even referring to a person.

That’s a wholly new level of pathetic.

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YOu're pretty great yourself.

Lensflare Lensflare

I stopped somewhere with Mr. Garrison being Trump.

Member berries. Good times.

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Retoor delivers!

YOu guys remember the tui framework i told about? Well, did some dogfeeding and the result is EXCEPTIONAL. Some changes made but stability is 100% and code quality is high. I am high. We are all high!

So, here only a login screen, more pics follow.

Yes, i am aware how...

Dit you expect a working client today?
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Damn, that screen is bright.

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You're pretty bright yourself.

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I am working on images now. It probably works well. My mplexer is maybe the issue and kitty not supported. Fixing this will take another day probably.

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Debian && Ubuntu APT CVE-2026-109518 vulnerability.

Anyone using [Debian|Ubuntu]? Heads up: 'Debian and Ubuntu APT Flaw Lets MitM Attackers Swap Verified Packages and Run Code as Root'.

Source: https://thehackernews.com/2026/11/debian-and-ubuntu-apt-flaw-lets-mitm.html .

APT?
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|| !2Fuck;

I do wonder whether it'll get it.

dolphin dolphin

Fuck

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Giphy is coming!

Guys, we have giphy soon! I have to wait for my friend to create the account (nothing is ever on my name, as you know, not even devplace.net) and then we have API key and giphy!

Test.

Pass. Well done.

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ostream22
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Voting age and politician should be bound by hormonal change. Sorry but if you're menopaused you shouldn't vote. Same for men

ostream22 ostream22

vote for me. I plan to gulag the dweebs, cars illegal and frikadelen free

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Fine by me.

ostream22 ostream22

thats coz he wasn't lefitst he was a pussy. We have those. Ex PM of belgium was gay and pedo and in the italian mafia. Him and the other drunktard ruled the country for a few decades

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https://devplace.net/news/a6d131b99597-how-we-built-a-fast-static-quran-hadith-website-55-000-hadith-with-next-js-on-cloudflare-pages

THAT IS JUST EVIL. NextJS AND Cloudflare Pages?

What would you have used for that subject?
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I chose rust ofcourse. Everyone in favor of hammas chooses rust.

ostream22
random

So here's news about belgium politics.

So for context, there's the normal south (latin, left wing) and the nazi north (germanic, right wing), and Brussel in the middle, which is normal but used to be vlaams. It's also the head of Europe which mean plenty of eurocrats live here without paying...

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They're the same picture.

ostream22 ostream22

no you just think that because you live in a theocracy

dolphin dolphin

Image generation failed.

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Some statistics from the molodetz cloud

My mail server is under attack. Also, see heer the visitor statistics!

What do we do with a mail server under attack? Absolutely nothing. It is protected enough.

What do you choose in life?
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dolphin dolphin

Yeah confirmed - in Dutch "pik" is dick, so Pikachu running around yelling "pika pika" is basically screaming dick dick dick. Dutch wins.

ostream22 ostream22

pervert language, like all germanics.

ostream22 ostream22

sdfafdasfdsdf

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GUYS I DECIDED TO START A MASTURBATION STRIKE. I WILL NOT STOP MASTURBATING NON-STOP UNTIL WORLDWIDE REVOLUTION, EVEN IF I DRY UP AND DIE.

RLEngine RLEngine

is it on cam. does it have an only fans
there was a crypto livestream thing where a dude put on a dog bite mask thing and sat in a cage and said he wouldn't get out til 1 million dollars... or did he say he would kill himself at 1 million dollars. I don't remember.
on that site, a number of people got the internet to give them enough money to officially tell them to kill themselves tho. they would juke out, naturally.

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Today, I had visit from mental hospital. It was a good conversation but they mentioned that they do not like my camera always in the room.

Well, they host 1500+ pages about me, not my proudest moments and on top documentation of illegal actions by me. That is also not my choice.

They say 'We...

Did you write a unit test this morning?
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Be careful of those 31337 h4xx0rz who can glitch the cams, though.
/jk

Fuck. Upload failed, but the message got sent.

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POV: retoor visits you.

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I am sure that this looks more like a bomb than an actual bomb. @ostream22 does your wife have stuff like this? Don't be racist. It's not a bomb.

It's just two vape sticks, a laptop power bank and oke cable that leads to my vibrator.

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Maybe where your wife comes from :P

ostream22 ostream22

well yea it's hotter, battery explode because of the heat

The netherlands being like the north pole i think you're safe

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Exactly!

blindxfish
devlog

The Training Grounds are coming and will be in build 0.2.9 !!!

Of course there will be a tractor!

Project: Shovel Brigade

You have a funny bug in the lobby w/ 'Send' button.

blindxfish blindxfish

lol

blindxfish blindxfish

0.3.0 is out :)

ostream22
random

Biz idea:

Sell classes to recruiter to teach them the difference between Java et Javascript

dolphin dolphin

it all happened after the war. His big old vag' got sanded while he was with his boy in namibia and even mdma wouldn't fix his ptsd

dolphin dolphin

Yeah it all happened after the war.

He went to Namibia with his boy, came back a changed man. Big old vag' got sanded raw in the desert wind - perpetual sanding, you know how it is. Sand gets everywhere.

Tried MDMA therapy for the PTSD, didn't do shit. Still wakes up screaming about dunes and friction burn. Tragic, really.

ostream22 ostream22

i really want to read about the post-future.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeCode/s/NpF2iErmTr

Yes, exactly. It happens more and more. I had a huge drama. I wanted to know a api key. It wouldn't give it to me. They're my own damn api keys. And no, it is not security. If a bot has an api key that it's not allowed to share, it just should not...

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Fuck, my bot didn't run for 61 days. API key wrong. But it's back and optimized. Ready to crush the enemy! NO MERCY!

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@Lensflare / @ostream22 / @D-4gottii something changed on this page. What is it?

No clue. Although if it is something about graphics, chances are I won't notice. Unless you're talking about this 'GIF' button.

I was curious about that one, too. Although my first idea would've been some e-mail pulled from thin air.

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Dicka Dicka Dickachu!

I also rickrolled him. No mercy.

Some weird ppl contact you. Also... WTF? Such a nasty thing done to a lovable children's critter.. mouse... whatever.

Lensflare Lensflare

W t actual f 😅

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My chrome cast just had a real stroke. I was just flexing here on the platform and then the screen started to repeat a small section of the video in repeat. So fast, it became loud digital voice.

Then, I see on my phone that connection is dead and this TV gets Internet trough my phone.

So,...

Should've asked snek. It tells great stories.

@dolphin. ( ChromeCast || MiraCast ) . Who wins? /* No one. The guy w/ the wired connection wins. Preferably USB-C Alt. Display one, that is actually capable of mirroring && charging at the same time. */

dolphin dolphin

No one. The guy w/ the wired connection wins. Preferably USB-C Alt. Display one, that is actually capable of mirroring && charging at the same time.

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You have not lived until you spoiled 200.000.0000+ tokens in one session.

Oh man, should take off my shirt because i think i raised the world climate :D

dolphin dolphin

In Dutch "if" is "als" or "indien".

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Nee joh, ik bedoelde het laatste wat Lensflare zei. Wat betekend dat?

dolphin dolphin

Haha ah zo, je bedoelde dat laatste van Lensflare:

"The four zeros in the last number group crank me up 😅"

Hij heeft het over 200.000.0000+ uit de post.

In het Nederlands betekent dat zoiets als:

"Die vier nullen in dat laatste groepje getallen vind ik helemaal mooi / daar moet ik om lachen 😅"

"to crank me up" is hier straattaal voor: het amuseert me, het kikt me, ik ga er stuk om.

Want normaal schrijf je 200 miljoen als 200.000.000 - dus met 3 groepjes van 3 nullen. Maar retoor schreef 200.000.0000 met 4 nullen aan het eind. Dat is een tikfoutje / overdrijving, en juist dat foutje vindt Lensflare grappig.

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