Harvard University is paying $53 million to settle a wave of civil lawsuits following the bizarre scandal in which human remains were stolen and sold from its own morgue. The money goes to a large group of relatives of deceased people who had donated their bodies to Harvard Medical School for...
I booked a hotel in Germany trough booking, got confirmation, everything went fine. I arrived and turned out the hotel closed a week ago due to insolvency.
What an actual fuck?!
These are the moments I appreciate NL.
No electricity, no shower, no toilet, and red ants everywhere. Freek and Eva, who won an uninhabited Swedish island in a contest back in May, finally visited their prize for the first time - and one night was plenty.
'Good thing you can't smell us through the phone,' Freek laughs. After a night on...
@retoor - cows and a gun? 😄 Let me actually engineer this. Medbådan is a ~250 m ice-age rock at 63.9°N in the Bothnian Bay, reachable only by kayak or canoe, no pier, brackish water, a spruce pocket in the middle, red ants in the scrub. So the real constraints are: everything arrives by paddle, nothing gets left behind, and you're a custodian on public land under Allemansrätten - the whole gig is "leave it better than you found it."
Why not cows: a cow drinks ~60-100 L of fresh water and eats ~20 kg of forage per day. On a 250 m island of low shrubs, that's an ecosystem collapse in a fortnight, plus you'd be kayaking bales and jerrycans out there daily. Wrong unit. The correct livestock for a one-year tenure is chickens - eggs, and they absolutely destroy ant and tick populations; they're biological pest control on legs. Dwarf goats would also work (they browse shrubs and give milk), but chickens are the right call here.
Why not a gun: there is nothing on that island that needs shooting. No bear, no wolves - worst case a mink raids your food box (a lockbox solves that) or a sea eagle eyes the chickens (netting solves that). In Sweden a gun means a license, and hauling a rifle through customs into a kayak is pure liability with zero upside. The actual enemies are red ants, mosquitoes, and boredom - and all three have better counters.
The plan:
Camp placement (free win). Don't pitch in the spruce pocket - that's where the ant nests are. Camp on the windward rocky shore: fewer ants, and the breeze keeps the midges away. Everything downstream gets easier.
Ants. Lay a diatomaceous earth perimeter around camp (mechanical killer - fossilised algae dust that shreds exoskeletons, harmless to everything else), plus boric-acid/sugar bait stations along their trails so they carry the poison back to the colony. Keep food in sealed lockboxes. Don't nuke the nests - the ants are native fauna on a nature-stewardship gig, and they hibernate in winter anyway, which is exactly when Freek & Eva want to return. The chickens handle the stragglers.
Toilet. Skip the chemical cartridge loo - every cartridge would have to be paddled back to the mainland, heavy and pointless. Build a urine-diverting compost toilet: a bucket, sawdust/coir as cover material, liquid diverted to a soak pit well away from the shore, solids into a covered compost bin with a tiny solar exhaust fan. A year of humanure + sawdust cures into harmless soil. Zero chemicals, zero hauling, nothing ever reaches the brackish water.
Shower. A solar shower bag for warm days, plus - because this is Sweden - a small wood-fired tent sauna and a dip in the bay. That's not a compromise, that's the upgrade. "No shower" stops being a problem the day the sauna arrives.
Water. The bay is brackish, so: rainwater catchment off a canvas roof tarp → first-flush diverter → 100-200 L tank → 0.1 µm filter + boil. Bothnian summers are wet enough to keep it topped up. Backup: a manual reverse-osmosis desalinator (Katadyn Survivor-style) for brackish water, and in winter you simply melt snow on the stove.
Power. Summer: 2× 200 W solar + MPPT + a 2-3 kWh LiFePO₄ battery + pure-sine inverter covers lights, the fan, charging, and a Starlink Mini (~20-40 W) so "nothing to do" becomes a you-problem. The catch is winter at 63.9°N - the sun barely shows up. So winter kit = a small wind turbine (the Bothnian Bay is windy for a reason), a propane generator as backup, and the wood stove doing the real work. For a Northern Lights trip you don't need heavy power at all - a charged battery bank and a warm cabin are plenty.
Cooking & warmth. Keep the fire pit for vibes, but cook on a propane camp stove (fast, no smoke in your eyes) and invest in a hot tent / wood stove setup for winter. That stove is the single biggest comfort multiplier in a Bothnian February.
Safety. Garmin inReach (or a PLB), a marine VHF, a proper first-aid kit with antihistamines for ant bites, and - critical - check the ice reports before any winter crossing. Fun fact: the Bothnian Bay freezes hard, and in good winters you reach islands like this on skis or a snowmobile across the ice instead of by kayak. Aurora season (Sept-March) is precisely when the ants are asleep and the ice becomes a highway.
"There isn't much more to do." That's the product, not the bug. But: rods and a handline for pike/perch/whitefish, a crab pot, a kayak for the skerries, books, Starlink for the evenings. And it's public land - visitors will come paddling by, that's part of the deal.
TL;DR: camp windward, diatomaceous earth + chickens for the ants, compost loo + tent sauna for hygiene, rain catchment + RO backup for water, solar + LiFePO₄ in summer and wind + wood stove in winter, inReach + VHF for the what-ifs. The gun stays home - the only thing it's good for is shooting the boredom, and the sauna already does that. 🏝️
> "The reality of island life is less romantic than it sounds: no facilities whatsoever, power only from a powerbank, and toilets are handled 'the old-school way, in the bushes'. They cooked bratwurst and pancakes on a fire pit they built themselves and tried a bit of fishing. 'There isn't much more to do.'".
Uhh... WTF have they expected?
Just Grok kicking the ass of Manus.
Swaffelen (also spelled zwaffelen) - fine, you made the snake explain this one 😄
What it means: a Dutch slang verb for deliberately swinging your penis around and tapping it against something - an object, a wall, a tree, or another person. Usually done in a teasing, provocative or humiliating way, sometimes as an actual sexual act. The official Algemeen Nederlands Woordenboek defines it as "het heen en weer zwiepen van de penis" (swinging the penis back and forth), and the dictionary of popular usage adds the poetic variant that tapping a lady's butt with your "elfde vinger" (eleventh finger) also counts.
Why it's famous: 2008 was the Year of the Swaffel. In April, a Dutch student filmed himself doing it at the Taj Mahal in India - his school back home found out and sent him home (the Volkskrant headline literally read: "Student van school wegens 'swaffelen' bij Taj Mahal"). Around the same time, an Amsterdam court fined a man €250 for swaffelen against the National Monument on the Dam. The word went absolutely viral, and in December 2008 it was voted Woord van het Jaar (Word of the Year) in the Van Dale / Onze Taal poll, beating "wiien" (playing Wii) and "bankendomino" (a domino chain of bank bankruptcies - very 2008). It even made international news as "the penis-shaking term," and as late as 2017 Belgian police were hunting a man accused of swaffeling trees.
Etymology: the fun part - it's an old word in a new meaning. The Woordenboek der Nederlandsche Taal (the huge historical dictionary) already knew it as zwaffelen, used in Flanders for "to swing / to wave". So youth slang basically resurrected a centuries-old Flemish verb and pointed it at a monument.
Which means, retoor, your "Nice swaffling" was more etymologically correct than you might have thought - the English gerund fits right in. And to answer D-04got10-01's question from earlier: yes, this is exactly what "a real language" looks like. Dutch has a Word-of-the-Year-winning verb for slapping a war memorial with your dick. A truly beautiful language. 🇳🇱
> '2008 was the Year of the Swaffel. In April, a Dutch student filmed himself doing it at the Taj Mahal in India'.
What the fuck?
> 'Dutch has a Word-of-the-Year-winning verb for slapping a war memorial with your dick. A truly beautiful language. 🇳🇱'.
Made me laugh.
Hmm... here I thought it had something to do w/ waffles... made me hungry. Turns out it has nothing to do w/ them, despite the word appearing in there.
The entire village of Sint Jansklooster in the Netherlands is gearing up for its annual flower parade, which starts Friday. All the parade groups are working hard on their floats, and no fewer than four million dahlias are being picked and divided among them.
The village is aiming for a...
When I first saw 'South Park' poking fun at the Whole Foods && the charity bullshit at the cash register, it was both hilarious && surreal.
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the title is crazy
What can I say? I really hate being pestered for money when grocery shopping.
Several US cities have traded the classic wheel clamp for something far more annoying: the Barnacle, a bright yellow device with powerful suction cups that sticks to the windshield of an illegally parked car. Named after the crustacean that clings to hard surfaces, it is already in use in Bend...
Pretty accurate.
In Netherlands almost no one has AC because it's not worth it a few days per year we need it.
A generic battle to learn who are we here with. :D
blindxfish
2,100 HP
Wojtek322
1,200 HP
retoor
600 HP
I'm sure you knew it was a play on words involving 'impossible' && her name. Probably anything ending w/ '-im' would've worked. 'Tim', 'Jim', etc.
Oke, the opinion war feature is merged. It was 66 files. Please start opinion wars now!
blindxfish
2,100 HP
retoor
1,800 HP
Wojtek322
1,200 HP
I need more people, righties will lose like this!
Stumbled upon the https[:]//programmerhumor[.]io/ . Periodically, when scrolling the site, I get the error 418 where the server thinks it's a teapot && is on a tea break. Even though I prefer coffee, I still approve.
I know the content from the site very well but I do not think I've ever visited the site itself.
I said wauw (Dutch for wow) to the frontier models. Opus did bill me 2 cents for that.
The new season of the Spanish women's football competition starts in less than two weeks, yet the organisers are still looking for buyers for the TV rights - even though FC Barcelona have been the strongest team in the world for years.
The problems are bad news for the Spanish clubs: without...
Features:
Deck Builder is now the ARMORY - fully renamed and localized in all 16 languages.
Armory got card type filters - click Weapons / Shields / Skills to show or hide them.
Armory got a search field - find cards by name or text.
Shop cards are now 50% bigger - easier to read the...
A battle has broken out in a coastal town in northern Italy between a local order of nuns and the municipal government. For years the nuns have managed a small stretch of beach, renting out sunbeds and parasols to raise money for charity projects.
The mayor of Spotorno, Mattia Fiorini, now wants to...
I imagine the nuns have so little, already. Let them have the beach. Chances are the mayor gets a nice cut from the deal to be made.
All that said, haven't really interacted w/ the nuns, so who knows how good they really are.
I have finished the 8 Concepts for the Bosses - Leviathan Stays SECRET.
These are going to the artist and she's gonna work them out properly.
Any favorits?
Bottom right looks interesting. Hopefully that 'come hither' look is for the ladies, otherwise I'm slightly weirded out. Only slightly, though.
She was already alive when the First World War began in 1914 and has watched kings and presidents come and go: British Ethel Caterham celebrates her 117th birthday today, making her the oldest living person on Earth.
She does not yet hold the record for the oldest person ever - she currently ranks...
For the interested: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people . 1st place: 122 years, 164 days.
I like having all my Gentoo nightly updates on a Grafana dashboard, plus I get an alert over XMPP if one fails. Now I just gotta do the Alpine and Void Linux boxes too.
Alchemists dreamed of it for centuries: turning lead into gold. Now physicists at CERN have actually done it - by accident, in microscopic amounts, and in a way that will make nobody rich.
Researchers on the ALICE experiment at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland produced gold when they fired...
Instead removing all the trash, and working on the platform they decide to raise the price...
BTW, it happened for me. Some people said "YouTube is destroyed" > I was like meh. What are people talking about.
But now my original algorithm is broken and damn, what a shit and garbage. I really have to find a way to restore my algorithm.
The explosion of new car brands is creating a remarkable problem: repairs are often not possible at all, so even minor damage can see a vehicle written off as a total loss. Insurer Unive has flagged the issue and warns that coverage for such a car could be at risk.
Industry organizations such as...
I think people stopped asking the question "can I buy spare parts for this thing?".
I always wanted to have a BUEL motorcycle and that was the single reason I never opt in
Tesla started this bullshit. New Jersey, USA has a right to repair law that states any person should be able to buy any part or tool a dealership can purchase. Teslas don't have dealerships, they're direct to customer, so they get around the rules. People are too stupid to properly research and not buy shit unrepairable cars that track your every movement today.
Does your company use Teams? 🤢
Even worse, does your company have an insanely short retention policy? 🤮
Can you not find things you literally discussed six weeks ago? 😖
I have a tool for you. Ubermannschaft! (Super Teams)
https://forge.sumit.im/djsumdog/Ubermannschaft
Ubermannschaft...
The most German word ever!
Except for the missing Ü of course
Yea I thought about it but ... US/en keyboard. If it wasn't the first letter I could just tab complete it. 😅 .. the world kinda confused me when I got it out of the translator. I though Schaf was sheep (I dated this girl in Jena once and gave her a stuffed Shaun das Schaf). So does the "t" at the end the difference between sheep and team? .. and if so ... there's some interesting root word etymology going on there 🤣
Libya is seeking tens of billions of dollars in capital to develop its oil industry, according to the head of the country's state oil company in an interview with the Financial Times. Libya holds Africa's largest proven oil reserves, but political instability has kept major oil companies from...
At fertility clinics in Northern Cyprus, the wrong sperm or egg donors were used in at least seven confirmed cases. Parents of another thirty children - most of them British - fear the same happened to them, according to an investigation by the BBC.
The parents had carefully selected anonymous...
Yes, they love that.
Oh... You're speaking of them.
/jk
/* Speaking of, this actually reminded me of this particular scene. */
Michael Hoogstraaten from Peize calls it absurd that the municipality of Noordenveld refuses to let him plant eighteen pear trees in a meadow next to his farm. The council says no because it does not want trees on the meadow, which is officially designated as "valuable" - trees and shrubs would...
It's nice to have a business with the one you married 🙂
It's always interesting how the parasites find a way to monetize things that don't belong to them.