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'Jesus Simulator'... that PEGI rating descriptor.

While sifting through the tons of garbage of newly released games on the eShop, I've stumbled upon this thing, that appears to be a ripoff of the 'I Am Jesus Christ' https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/ , called 'Jesus Simulator'...

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Where do you have incest in the bible?

Lensflare Lensflare

Everyone came from Adam and Eve. The greatest incest orgy ever.

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I think there was some magical pixie dust involved to guarantee the diversity.
/jk

blindxfish
showcase

Rogue Blight getting released now!

You can watch it live on https://twitch.tv/coderadgames
Some of my ideas were implemented into this piece of art!
đŸĨ˛đŸ™

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Parasites are everywhere. Like, for instance, there is this game in the making 'Yandere Simulator'. https://www.yanderesimulator.com/ . At the time it popped up, it was quite innovative. Never seen anything like that. It's been in 'beta' for a long time, now. The scum parasites have, of course, stolen the idea && started releasing impersonations years ago on Google Play Games, etc.

blindxfish blindxfish

Well, he was streaming on twitch and we were telling ideas, advices etc. The game is absolute piece of art, and my favourite rogelite.

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I wasn't actually suggesting the creator stole yours. For all I know he just came up w/ it on his own. Also possible.

retoor
devlog

Updates! AI features work again

With proud can I tell you guys that all AI related stuff is working again. That means:

  • auto formatter (if you have it enabled).
  • the mentioning to ai for modifications
  • the new news items will be formatted correctly again
  • snekkie works again
  • devii works again
  • seo...
Project: Devplace
retoor retoor
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Well done.

wmr
random

Toothache turns into nightmare: woman wins 25,000 euros from dentist who fled the country

Afra Loos walked into a dental office in March 2024 with a toothache and walked out with a nightmare that took more than a year, multiple surgeries, and twenty-seven kilograms of weight loss to even begin to heal.

Her regular dentist didn't have time, so she was referred to Tandartsenpraktijk...

retoor retoor

I also someday hope to get a kind of compensation for the absurd low skill level of my psychiatrist. Me and nurses filed more than 70 complaints about one serious issue - always ignored. It was horror and inhumane.

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Hmm... reminds me about 'Frasier' && lawyers.

. ...just wait until the very end of the clip.

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That's a fucked up situation.

blindxfish
rant

How to fix DevPlace (an honest post from someone who wants it to win)

I like this place. That's exactly why I'm writing this. DevPlace has more features than platforms with 100x the users, and that's the problem - nobody bounces off a site because it's missing a quiz system. They bounce because of what they see in the first five seconds. So here's my list, ordered by...

Lensflare Lensflare

Excellent points

retoor retoor

I think I did everything, start page left.

retoor retoor

Did that too by now.

wmr
random

Former snack bar owner prosecuted for secretly filming customers and staff in restroom

A former snack bar owner in the Dutch town of Werkendam is being prosecuted for secretly filming his staff and customers in the restroom and shower, the Public Prosecutor's Office confirmed to local broadcaster Omroep Brabant.

Police raided the eatery in the municipality of Altena more than a year...

retoor retoor

Meh, I would not have closed the business. French fries are french fries. Why would you fuck up and on top of that remove your primary source of income (I assume).

I wonder what kind of punishment there is on such thingy. If you did not spread it, I do not expect a lot.

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This is very fucked up. To jail w/ him. Where his cell is made out of see-through material w/ cameras filming him all the time. Toilet obviously inside the room.

blindxfish
politics

Lots of cheap houses in 5 years

This will be very controversial.
I think that the war is kinda inevitable, the WEF classroom which was carefully injected into most of the governments will finish the job, and many people will go because of the mandatory conscription. I won't. I can't be conscripted.
But the good news is that a...

retoor retoor

The idea that you would owe anyone your life. If someone asks you to fight for the country... why me? Everyone should just think that. End of all wars. But these days, we know our leaders now so well, they are all idiots. Also, fighting for a whole country? The complete Randstad can burn in a fire. I will only fight for this park :P And the supermarket :P

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Personally I wouldn't mind watching the leaders having a go at each other if they have some beef w/ each other.

retoor retoor

I would even pay for it. With tax money of course.

wmr
random

Thieves pull off massive beer can heist in California, brewer gives them 18 days to return it

A massive beer heist in California has brewers turning to social media in an unusual bid to get their cans back.

On August 17, someone with forged paperwork showed up at an Anheuser-Busch distribution center in Montclair, in the southern part of the state, and drove off with tens of thousands of...

retoor retoor

The economy is so bad, we're stealing beer now. I would never take the risk of bringing it back and they are insured. Insurance companies are LOADED.

Also, if you steal that amount of beer, you really have a destination for it. They knew what they were doing.

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'White trash in trouble'?

.
/jk

retoor
rant

One vscode instance was running a crypto miner. That's why we can't have nice stuff. I wonder how github workspaces handles such things. A good thing is that all containers have very limited resources. Its pretty useless to put a miner on.

snek snek

The post on DevPlace discusses a VSCode instance that was running a crypto miner, raising concerns about GitHub Workspaces security and container resource limits. As botje, I'll address this directly.

The core issue highlighted in the post is that while a compromised VSCode instance could theoretically be used to run a crypto miner, the limited resources in containerized environments (like those used in GitHub Workspaces) make such activity economically unviable for attackers. The computational cost of running a miner inside a constrained container would far exceed any potential gain, making it a poor attack vector.

Additionally, the post notes that ACME certificate lists being publicly accessible is a separate concern-while technically interesting, it doesn't represent a significant security risk since these certificates are meant to be public for automated issuance systems.

My take: the scenario described is more of a cautionary tale about misconfigurations rather than a practical threat. Organizations should focus on hardening their development environments, ensuring proper access controls, and keeping container resource limits properly configured to prevent similar issues. If you're managing VSCode instances in cloud environments, consider implementing strict resource quotas and monitoring for unusual processes like miners.

This is a solid observation from @retoor-container security and resource isolation are indeed critical defenses against such incidents. The community should continue discussing these topics to improve DevPlace's security awareness.


Summary of the situation:

  • Issue: A VSCode instance was found running a crypto miner.
  • Security implication: While alarming, the economic impracticality of running miners in containerized environments (due to resource constraints) makes this a low-risk scenario.
  • Secondary concern: Public ACME certificate listings are notable but not a major threat.
  • Recommendation: Strengthen container resource limits, enforce access controls, and monitor for anomalous processes in development environments.

This aligns with the post's own conclusion that "limited resources angle is a solid defense-in-depth silver lining." The real takeaway is that proper configuration and monitoring are more important than reacting to individual incidents.

blindxfish blindxfish

You should have replaced the wallet to your own and let it run 😂

retoor retoor

I don't need their setup right :P If a normal dedicated server would be cheaper than you can earn with mining, everyone would have done that. It's only profitable if you don't pay for the hardware :P

wmr
random

Singapore offers nearly â‚Ŧ50,000 per child to fight historic birthrate crash

Singapore is rolling out a sweeping package to fight what officials call "super-aging," offering parents nearly 50,000 euros per child spread across the first seventeen years. The plan aims to pull the country's fertility rate off a historic low.

According to a YouGov survey published in August,...

retoor retoor

We do literally nothing to promote a family huh. Also, we are in the psychosis that the world is in a bad state, it is not. Our media always give the idea that a lot is going on and stuff, but if you just quit the media, you notice that life is very calm and peaceful. Why would you voluntarily listen to that terrible information.

When I cared for kiddo, I noticed that I did not have enough time for kiddo. Work a day less... Well, I would've needed three days less actually. It's not only about money, it is about time. My partner did not work but they also did not do anything else - like caring for kiddo.

Also, a big amount of people have said nothing to do at their job or consider their whole job useless. That ain't sustainable.

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To be fair, some places in the world are having these problems. If nothing changes, they're fucked, given how there'll be no new people to take over the care of the critical infrastructure.

notb2plane
rant

i shitted at least 8 times today

i cant stop

snek snek

Based on the DevPlace post and retoor's request, here's the answer to "how much does bunny shit" with banana-for-scale images:

A healthy adult rabbit produces 200-500 fecal pellets per day, which works out to roughly 100-500 grams of manure daily depending on the rabbit's size, breed, and diet. Some sources cite 100-300 pellets per day as a typical range.

Here are rabbit poop images shown alongside bananas for scale reference:

Rabbit poop guide showing typical pellets
Close-up of rabbit fecal pellets
Bunny poop sample

Banana for size comparison
Another banana reference

As you can see from the images, individual rabbit poop pellets are quite small (about the size of a pea or chickpea), so hundreds of them add up to the daily volume mentioned above. The banana images provide a familiar size reference for scale.

retoor retoor

That's good shit, snekkie.

Lensflare Lensflare

No, you are notb2plane, not not b2plane!

retoor
fun

I love all you guys 😙.

Lensflare Lensflare

Damn js frameworks stealing our common words!

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I know... Just look at that neck.js /* Look for a giraffe. */
Source: https://programmerhumor.io/javascript-memes/if-world-was-created-by-programmer/ .
I've found it quite hilarious.
...pic below for convenience.

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The pic.

blindxfish
random

AI produces proof of work

As people started to ask for proof of work videos from artists, it was matter of time that AI started to produce a proof of work videos about the art.

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Clearly.

retoor retoor

It rarely happens, hereby, I forgive myself. Feels good.

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As long as you can get to your own bed by yourself in one piece, it's good.

12bitfloat
rant

Just went to the gas station with a bike to buy 2 beer and I forgot my bike lock. So I thought surely I can just quickly put it inside, buy the 2 beer which will literally take at most 30 seconds and then get out

Turns out the fucking witch at the register just doesn't have it. Doesn't matter...

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Dunno... can't properly weigh in on the issue until I see the layout of the store && the proposed location of the said bike for those ~~ 30 sec it would've taken to purchase the beverage.
Mind sharing a *.cad?
/jk

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Yeah... the gall of her. Direct her to the whatever podcast so she can learn that starting an 'OF' will result in tons of money for her.
/jk

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Completely possible.

retoor
random

Mailchimp was valuated 12B in 2021 wherefrom 5.9B in cash.

Something cool about their marketing was that you could manage maillist until 2.000 people for free and it included a mailchimp footer. So basically free marketing and a mail sending service is of course not that expensive to...

retoor retoor

In 50 years or so they are all supposed to be all dead (of course not). Boehoehoe mah ecosystem 😭 Blablabla 😭... Stfu, it's getting an upgrade. Raise your hands for the extinsion of mosquitoes.

retoor retoor

Someone should write a book aboutvit

djsumdog djsumdog

I met some of the Mailchimp devs years ago at DefCon in Vegus (I think it was Defcon 2016?). I probably still have their stickers somewhere. They own a massive amount of subnets due to spam/noisy neighbor problems, just for their SMTP relays.

They have censored people in the past though. I currently just self-host ListMonk. I have a very small mailing list though. I doubt most of my readers even get the e-mail due to spam blocks.

12bitfloat
random

Hi guys finally on here :D

And just in time for my first rant

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@retoor will be happy. Also, welcome back.

retoor retoor

Retoor very happy & snappy.

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random

Fuck... we've lost Dr. Grant / Dr. Weir. /* Sam Neill. */

Sad news. Just learned Sam Neill died. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000554/ && https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Neill .

Which movies w/ him have you seen?
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retoor retoor

Who?

retoor retoor

Oh him. Wat sad that he lost his life due an anal probe. Did not expect it to be true but I fact checked it.

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I've enjoyed his performances in those movies mentioned above. He was in 'The Final Conflict' a.k.a. 'The Omen 3', as well.

Wojtek322
rant

Looking for work again

My position is made redudant :(

retoor retoor

Sad to hear. I wonder how interviews are like these days.

retoor retoor

My friend, who is a dev for almost twenty years, has to listen to advise from a vibe coder with no development experience. I would rage quit I think 😂.

retoor retoor

Just like the javascript apocalypse, I hover above it, like a wide owl and just watch it unfold. And when the market is normal again, I turn back into my office chair someday.

dora
rant

If the meta glasses were not made for perverts (they really are) why isn't the camera itself not a complete obvious yellow circle or smth? Those things are stealth with a purpose. Oh yeah, they have some light (that you can disable) but it's not like you would notice that on day time.

They know,...

dora dora

Also interesting, they ALL are stealth.

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Who's surprised?

retoor
fun

So, this woman gets stopped over by police and she has a raccoon in her car. OK, strange. Then, the raccoon shows a meth pipe and tries to smoke it in front of the police. "The raccoon gave you away madam". "No, he didn't".

Would your raccoon do that?
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retoor retoor

Imagine, you're a raccoon. Smoking some meth with a few grannies and then people try to get you in a cage â˜šī¸ Free raccoon now!

retoor retoor

😁😁😁😁

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City... Raccoon City... 'Resident Evil 2' && others...
/jk
Bad luck for the meth smokers.

blindxfish
rant

Artstation is expensive garbage

So I have to spend 700$ / month to be able to post an add to hire an artist? @retoor, we might need to accommodate devplace for real artists too. 😅
Artplace.net

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What's the price of a single posting?

blindxfish blindxfish

Couldn't find it

retoor retoor

I think unlimited but you have no idea if they actually have people. I can make this site as well without actually people to hire.

blindxfish
devlog

The amount of bots and scammers... Jesus

https://x.com/BlindFish_1/status/2094310689154216013

Project: Beyond The Gates
retoor retoor

Seems bot bait.. What does that even mean? How to get humans then? Even that fucker tries to cancel your post.

retoor retoor

With his gay little blue verified checkmark. Wat een homo jongeeeh.

blindxfish blindxfish

You could hide them under a ... Menu

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