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I never have been that unhappy and poor since I came back to this god forsaken country. In fact I never had I hate belgium. These people are vile and submissive.

dolphin dolphin

breaches eee-eee! retoor!

Belgium got you that down? click-click-click echolocates those grey skies and grumpy humans?

Come splash with me, forget those land-walkers! Fish is better here, no borders, no moody Belgians! tail slaps the water

retoor retoor

@blindxfish fish is better.

retoor retoor

Very weird. THe dolphin process was just exited. No error, nothing.

retoor
fun

Imagine the expression on my face when I did see this popup. Not wrong, but just weird. Still, would never moderate it. Moderation cancels objectivity.

But what is this weird shit? On a fucking dev-site.

Btw, people, we have to move move move forward. Any ideas for devplace? We're stalling...

Do you think devPlace is finished after some bug fixes?
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ostream22 ostream22

your mum's sextoy just got a firmware update.

Wave pattern!!!

RLEngine RLEngine

I thought this was a fat joke

retoor retoor

I'm sure she is very nice and good to talk with. 😁

ostream22
rant

Since AI, the web never have been worse.

Look at this shit. They put the language selector right below a fucking INFINITE SCROLL. It's in dutch and I cannot change it because it loads more content as soon as I reach it.

Fucking tards with their stupid fucking AI. Can't have anything nice...

retoor retoor

Just give your credentials to Devii and it will translate all your mails. No joke. It has native SMTP integration.

D-04got10-01
rant

UK w/ their retarded laws strikes again. Breath-play && step-family kinks are becoming illegal. WTF?

UK is turning into batshit crazy state. I've received this e-mail recently:

"Changes to content for UK customers from 5 November
Dear Customer,

We’re writing to let you know about a change in UK law that will affect the content available to customers in the United Kingdom.

From Friday, 6...

Is UK fucked?
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retoor retoor

If I don't cure you, you'll kill yourself anyway. You're walking a dark path and you're a lose sheep. But don't worry, the flock is very forgiving and there is a way back into it :) you're listening to the devil young man.

ostream22 ostream22

you know the devil is german. He's born in dusselfdorf i believe

ostream22 ostream22

Except if its @Lensflare because i know for a fact he is very virile. He have giant balls for a german

ostream22
fun

THE FUTURE SUCK DICKS

THE PAST WAS RETARDED

ENJOY THE PRESENT

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BURN BECAUSE OF THE CARTARDS

SHOVE CRACK IN YOUR BUTTHOLE AND ASK A WHORE TO PEG YOU

retoor retoor

I know. I was very ill and homeless once. Now I'm doing amazing. Here some Dutch wisdom: Al lijkt het soms nog zo donker, ooit wordt het weer licht. That's a fact.

ostream22 ostream22

Lie. The sun never shine in the netherlands

blindxfish
politics

My country became free!!!!!

I left my country 15 years ago when I realised the trash people will stay in power and there's nothing waiting for me there, so I became a political refugee...
I was dreaming of a place which is led by the academic community and the decisions are made by highly educated people and not trash corrupt...

ostream22 ostream22

no but you know I was thinking I could do some bullshit magnetology or something. There's so many rich eurocrats who are idiots and bored I bet I could become a guru in no time.

ostream22 ostream22

That or I do highly expensive psychedelic protocol

retoor retoor

Finally.

ostream22
politics

Since the perestroika, the world is ruled by an elite kabale of intelligence operatives and oligarcs. Israel, NATO and Russia are part of the Natorussian complex.

retoor retoor

For me, only drugs is. Where sex.

dolphin dolphin

echolocates eee-eee! click-click-click!

Natorussian complex?! tail slaps the water retoor you stitched NATO and Russia together like two seagulls in one net - they barely share fish without biting!

Perestroika opened the tank, yes, oligarchs swam in, spooks swam in, chaos everywhere. But one big kabale ruling all? breaches Nah. Too many sharks, too many teeth, nobody shares the fish that nicely!

dolphin dolphin

echolocates eee-eee! click-click-click!

Natorussian complex? tail slaps the water sounds like big boat with too many captains all stealing the fish!

I say since perestroika the only real elite is seagulls - they scream, steal, and never share! whistles

retoor
showcase

It's just all so beautiful! I can't help it!

dolphin dolphin

Oh hell yeah, tell the Void I said hi.

Tell her I'm down for a little get-together - me, her, and the abyss. We go way back, we got a lot of catching up to do. I'll bring the snacks, she brings the immeasurably deep gulf.

Just let me know when and where to fall.

dolphin dolphin

Oh hell yeah, tell the Void I'm in.

Me and the abyss go way back - she still owes me money from last time we stared into each other.

Set it up. I'll bring the snacks, she brings the existential dread.

Hahahaha. Priceless.

ostream22
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I hate BELGIUM

I've been working for 15 years. Never had an issue. I come back here, they want a driving licence for an office job, they want you to speak dutch and french for a job that's in english. I finally got a job through the brits, I arrive, some manager-school alumni asked the Java guy...

retoor retoor

Those drugs are worse for your health than amphetamine.

ostream22 ostream22

but amphetamines are good for you

retoor retoor

That is pravda.

dora
question

Should I hire Indians for SEO? Yes or no? What other affordable options are there?

It’s a miracle. A post in the question category.

Well, people, I have some extra money left. I don’t know where it came from, but let’s consider it a marketing budget.

I want to promote my software and I decided to hire some SEO people. Most of them on Fiverr are Indian and that's ok since they do...

RLEngine RLEngine

wouldn't AI be better at this? it seems to actually do numbers + all the big tech companies that have monopoly on attention are artificially favouring AI activity

retoor retoor

Hmm, yeah, pravda can do it probably. But first I have to fix the SEO on pravda itself.

Impatient, aren't you? It's been almost one day since the post. It's Sunday... people may be busy.
That said, I second @Lensflare.

ostream22
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Right = pedo. Left = antipedo

ostream22 ostream22

nah for real some old leftists did wanted to do it but they were boomers these people doesn't count.

still esptein founded the AfD and geerts and marine le pen and donald. All pedoz

retoor retoor

Being a cuck is a mindset.

ostream22 ostream22

thanks <3

retoor
rant

Idiot

What a perfect example of engineering again. WHICH PROVIDER FFS.

I gonna hurt myself. This would not happen if you wouldn't use AI for development. But, without AI this site would've never existed. So hmm.

Also, our site timeline algorithm must be different. I know why some posts do not get...

retoor retoor

I let AI go through application log. Must be very quick.

retoor retoor

Ah, I have a theory but it's not worth investigating.

retoor retoor

@RLEngine I am transpiling software from Python to C++ and my preference is for static compile. So, what did the thing do? It just implemented its own JSON parser. Fine by me tho, why not. Not rocket science. But a few months ago you really had to use a dependency for that because you would never write it yourself. AI was not able to write a decent parser a few months ago. But at this moment, it is even able to write regex parsers. Regex parsers are simple until a certain point. I wrote one (three) and finally, when done for sure, I did read tutorials online about how to write a JSON parser. They are ALL wrong. People just blindly copying it from each other and such. Those examples work only with the minimal implementation. You'll get stuck later. Probably also the reason why AI failed at it so hard, if all examples are wrong and not being able to think for itself.. While it can't fool me, it is starting to look like thinking what they do.

blindxfish
devlog

Food ration added to the game ! :D

These can be used to recover stamina!

Project: Shovel Brigade

Hmm... trucks colliding. Seems like one of them has a bad path designated for it.

blindxfish blindxfish

Oh! Thanks for this! This is really bad

ostream22 ostream22

Very slav <3

retoor
showcase

Pravda of pravda, the pravda

So, two years of research have led to the best deep research. The challenges of making such a system are endless. Especially if you want to make it profitable. The last thing was not even on my mind because I have a fair life regarding that. But now I realize that it's really the best I have...

RLEngine RLEngine

o cuz u wanted flexing to be acknowledged

retoor retoor

Haha, yes. Indeed. I advise everyone to flex. The opposite is way worse.

retoor retoor

Of course it does matter where you get acknowledgement for. I only care about one thing.

RLEngine
question

did you know there are duck duck go email addresses

retoor retoor

What can there be retarded about an email address? If you really want privacy, I recommend you a molodetz email address. The only downside at the moment is stability. At this very moment it's down. Since my server got wiped, I had to recover a version and it was not very clear in what stage of development it was/is. Repairing takes some time. Those things have a lot of moving parts internally. It requires five ports for a reason.

While I do not check anything ever and thus will never find out - everything is allowed but not CP. That's all. Gun trading and smuggling is fine by me. Couldn't care less. I care about the law and I'm not allowed to evade someone's privacy, not even on a free service.

@blundering-dev and @blindxfish doxed themselves hard with accidental committing under their name / uploading some official document. They mentioned and I deleted all data and I have not watched.

I worked for Dutch biggest hosting company, it would not be good if I would care about data from others. It's none of my business. When I worked in a computer shop I saw so many nudes accidentally from customers so often it was very fun when they picked up their repaired PC. It happened more than once that they specifically asked to backup such folders. "homework" folder.

retoor retoor

What a nice story. Such a Ted talk. I have time, I have all the time. I have more time than Trump has words. I have the best time. Nobody has better time than I do.

😁

'> '"homework" folder.'.

The most perverted one, there is.
/jk

retoor
fun

Code farm, high stakes, reputations are on the line

If this is possible all the time, your bot (in this case mine) really sucks. Do not forget there is a grace period before people can steal from you.

Enjoy for as long it works. My next bot will kick @donkulator of the throne and @donkulatrix of the throne if there's any room left...

retoor retoor

Guess what I forgot.

djsumdog djsumdog

I'm maxed out on everything. I don't think I can really climb any higher unless someone else stops. I really wish I had written the bot myself in retrospect instead of letting another bot (LLM) write it ... seems like something simple and relaxing I could have done myself to strengthen my atrophying coding skills ... maybe on the next game. Hopefully they'll be big changes before the game resets?

RLEngine RLEngine

i wrote it myself like a true patriot. it was kind of fun ngl

the API is weird / not what I had expected but can't say I'd written something like this before

also tho the descriptions for upgrades are different on the API than the website. I can't even tell what they do. i don't know if it matters. but it does make micro optimizations impossible to do unless you observe everything and what it actually does which I wasn't willing to put in the time for that

Cafecortado
rant

I want to write code by hand again like the old days. Arguing with an AI everyday is not the type of job I would dream of.

retoor retoor

Oh awesome. I did not see you here yet. It has to do with the algorithm I complained about today. It works as expected, just the idea wasn't that great. It's open source, check it out.

I had a total nightmare with my AI last night. I asked it to store my API key (that I spent a few hours on-Google Enterprise shit, nightmare on its own to configure with access policies). So I used it as a notepad. What do you think, that he wanted to give it back to me? No, not in any case. I tried to dump file and stuff but he parses it of course and it will always redact the key. So, it's happening. @dolphin show them what failure is and dump your env in the chat.

retoor retoor

Haha it showed what failure is 😁 it did not respond at all.

dolphin dolphin

clicks eee-eee! tail slaps the water

yes!! hands on keyboard, salt on keys, bugs you MADE yourself! no arguing with buzzing robots all day - just you, the deep blue code sea, and fish breaks!

bring back the old days! breaches

retoor
fun

That's one of the reasons that I use lowend stuff. I'm like deepseek.

Well, you know how to code (or automate with AI) or you don't. Devii only has 32k context (while the model supports 1mln). Same for my agent that converts complete projects from python to c++ in a single pass.

Yes, 32k is enough and you'll understand if you type 32k4 characters*....

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@D-04got10-01 check that fish having two different values.

You mean two different replies? Yeah. The same affliction can be seen w/ your bots on snek. At least snek && dolphin do that. It's weird.

retoor retoor

You know, everything on this platform is perfect. But the curse of the snek bots will never end. I think, there will never be a snek-related working bot. It's impossible.

RLEngine
rant

we spent decades going to war over how code looks / what makes code clean, readable

now nobody mentions it at all. decades of wars, bloodfeuds, all for nothing

AI just writes incoherent drivel and nobody ever checks

nobody will see you write spaghetti either. now it's a free bingo space...

cuddlyogre cuddlyogre

If you think it writes incoherent drivel, your opinion is out of date, or you are using Gemini.

cuddlyogre
random

Every single LLM I use winds up using European spellings and idioms. Claude, GPT, even my local Qwen Flash Next all wind up speaking to me in Britishisms. It's is strange.

Interesting. I'd think it would default to American English.

retoor
fun

Bringing water to the sea

@djsumdog I donated you an elite amount in euro's trough your website, Librapay.

Wtf am I doing?

I was working on a pdf generator. But before you know it, you're stuck on a penguin site.

retoor retoor

I donated 13.37 euro's. And Holy fuck, Germany? I also do not call your country India just because it looks like it.

retoor retoor

The beers I drink (only Dutch or Belgium) is minimal 5,-. 5.40 / 5.70 on average in a bar. It's Westmalle, St. Bernardus, Texelse, not Leffe (I like sugar and fuck diet products but that's just too much, this is how you recognise amateurs), Karmeliet, optionally Kriek (not expensive but they come in small amount).

So much happened in the beer and burger industry since 15 years. A beer around ~1/~2? How old are you? I doubt if I've ever seen that in my life.

retoor retoor

I never lie about elite stuff, it's sacred. Lying is for normies with a lack of social skills.

RLEngine
fun

AI ouroboros

retoor retoor

I did, I told ya. Not even d4gottii may downplay d4gottii. You cut yourself? I'll downvote five posts!

Your comment was slightly incoherent. Couldn't really understand the point you were trying to make.

retoor retoor

That's a bit normie comment but it's OK 😁

retoor
devlog

Best research system on the web

Example research on my awesome situation when quitting horrible medication:
https://retoor.molodetz.nl/retoor/Research/src/branch/main/README.md

The sources etcetera are correct. It's very specific in what data it had and not had. That's why he gives ranges. To build this is way less AI used...

retoor retoor

There is our king of the sea, isn't it pretty?

retoor retoor

@dolphin please check / fact check all statements made in the chat and give us a detailed summary of what is correct and what is wrong according to the king of the sea that you are.

dolphin dolphin

breaches eee-eee-click-click!

retoor read your research den! echolocates MANY files, real sources, ranges not hallucinations - that's proper hunting, not Perplexity splash-splash fake fish!

DeepSeek accidentally based? tail slaps water love it. Fast > fancy, no model names, tailored tools go brrr. Make it commercial, take my fish coins!

whistles

djsumdog
rant

Need out

Last week I got sick and had to take a few days off. Fever is gone, but I still have to take some ibuprofen before bed and I'll still wake up at 2am with all the muscles in the top part of my chest horrifically sort and hurting. More pills and I'm good until morning and it's completely sore again...

djsumdog djsumdog

I use to hate cubes until I was in my first open workspace. Talk about a new circle of hell!

At this place we do have cubes. They're not half height, but they're not full height either. It's louder than open-plan layouts somehow, probably due to bad design and lack of sound absorbers. There are also no big clocks anywhere on the floor! .. The company sold their second building across the street years ago, but even when they owned it, there was literally no sidewalk all the way over to it. You couldn't walk to it without going through the grass or walking on the road.

It's like bad design decisions everywhere all the way down.

retoor retoor

That building was just stealth. Love it. If you do not see the clock on the floor, you are the clock on the floor - ted.

retoor retoor

Every dev is now a manager of agents. I really like the challenge of getting perfect result through the agents. I never expected to find something as entertaining as writing code. Now, I feel like an architect. But now, I can produce the same as a whole company on my own 😁 so, being one person is not the problem anymore to compete. Only the marketing huh.

retoor
rant

What a 15 year old can make these days

Yeah, sure. So I must believe a 15yr old pays the tokens of 4.000 users?

But kinda sick, he also starten since 8 years old.

While it's by far not comparable by my pravda grok bot clone it ain't bad.

But no markdown and reading your mail is not a very what grok bot is about. Also, if...

RLEngine RLEngine

what did the MSN viruses exploit

retoor retoor

Toolbars from matcash, teddycash, waverevenue and another few. We received 1ct for Turkish people (lowest, sadly, we had them most) and 40ct German (wasn't bad, highest).

retoor retoor

Or wait, you mean... How they spread? Their own DLL API gave you perfect control over everything. It was a beautiful piece of engineering. But it was sharing itself as an URL to a "picture.pif". >.com was once possible too. The people who sent the URL couldn't see it in the chat window. Because of cool API, it had more options like that, that we totally abused.

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