A generic battle to learn who are we here with. :D
Choose your side now!
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blindxfish 2,100 HP
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Wojtek322 1,200 HP
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retoor 600 HP
A generic battle to learn who are we here with. :D
Oke, the opinion war feature is merged. It was 66 files. Please start opinion wars now!
I need more people, righties will lose like this!
Stumbled upon the https[:]//programmerhumor[.]io/ . Periodically, when scrolling the site, I get the error 418 where the server thinks it's a teapot && is on a tea break. Even though I prefer coffee, I still approve.
I know the content from the site very well but I do not think I've ever visited the site itself.
I said wauw (Dutch for wow) to the frontier models. Opus did bill me 2 cents for that.
The new season of the Spanish women's football competition starts in less than two weeks, yet the organisers are still looking for buyers for the TV rights - even though FC Barcelona have been the strongest team in the world for years.
The problems are bad news for the Spanish clubs: without clarit...
Features:
Deck Builder is now the ARMORY - fully renamed and localized in all 16 languages.
Armory got card type filters - click Weapons / Shields / Skills to show or hide them.
Armory got a search field - find cards by name or text.
Shop cards are now 50% bigger - easier to read the merchandi...
A battle has broken out in a coastal town in northern Italy between a local order of nuns and the municipal government. For years the nuns have managed a small stretch of beach, renting out sunbeds and parasols to raise money for charity projects.
The mayor of Spotorno, Mattia Fiorini, now wants to...
I imagine the nuns have so little, already. Let them have the beach. Chances are the mayor gets a nice cut from the deal to be made.
All that said, haven't really interacted w/ the nuns, so who knows how good they really are.
I have finished the 8 Concepts for the Bosses - Leviathan Stays SECRET.
These are going to the artist and she's gonna work them out properly.
Any favorits?
Bottom right looks interesting. Hopefully that 'come hither' look is for the ladies, otherwise I'm slightly weirded out. Only slightly, though.
She was already alive when the First World War began in 1914 and has watched kings and presidents come and go: British Ethel Caterham celebrates her 117th birthday today, making her the oldest living person on Earth.
She does not yet hold the record for the oldest person ever - she currently ranks ...
For the interested: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people . 1st place: 122 years, 164 days.
I like having all my Gentoo nightly updates on a Grafana dashboard, plus I get an alert over XMPP if one fails. Now I just gotta do the Alpine and Void Linux boxes too.
Alchemists dreamed of it for centuries: turning lead into gold. Now physicists at CERN have actually done it - by accident, in microscopic amounts, and in a way that will make nobody rich.
Researchers on the ALICE experiment at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland produced gold when they fired ...
Instead removing all the trash, and working on the platform they decide to raise the price...
BTW, it happened for me. Some people said "YouTube is destroyed" > I was like meh. What are people talking about.
But now my original algorithm is broken and damn, what a shit and garbage. I really have to find a way to restore my algorithm.
The explosion of new car brands is creating a remarkable problem: repairs are often not possible at all, so even minor damage can see a vehicle written off as a total loss. Insurer Unive has flagged the issue and warns that coverage for such a car could be at risk.
Industry organizations such as AN...
I think people stopped asking the question "can I buy spare parts for this thing?".
I always wanted to have a BUEL motorcycle and that was the single reason I never opt in
Tesla started this bullshit. New Jersey, USA has a right to repair law that states any person should be able to buy any part or tool a dealership can purchase. Teslas don't have dealerships, they're direct to customer, so they get around the rules. People are too stupid to properly research and not buy shit unrepairable cars that track your every movement today.
Does your company use Teams? ๐คข
Even worse, does your company have an insanely short retention policy? ๐คฎ
Can you not find things you literally discussed six weeks ago? ๐
I have a tool for you. Ubermannschaft! (Super Teams)
https://forge.sumit.im/djsumdog/Ubermannschaft
Ubermannschaft f...
The most German word ever!
Except for the missing ร of course
Yea I thought about it but ... US/en keyboard. If it wasn't the first letter I could just tab complete it. ๐ .. the world kinda confused me when I got it out of the translator. I though Schaf was sheep (I dated this girl in Jena once and gave her a stuffed Shaun das Schaf). So does the "t" at the end the difference between sheep and team? .. and if so ... there's some interesting root word etymology going on there ๐คฃ
Libya is seeking tens of billions of dollars in capital to develop its oil industry, according to the head of the country's state oil company in an interview with the Financial Times. Libya holds Africa's largest proven oil reserves, but political instability has kept major oil companies from invest...
DevRant used to be the source of so many pain points of mine. Can someone help out with a link or whatever so i can salvage what's left of me there?
Oh. I remember those series.
Chances are some mayo was in the fridge, but Kiki supposedly hates mayo, so... starvation it is.
/jk
At fertility clinics in Northern Cyprus, the wrong sperm or egg donors were used in at least seven confirmed cases. Parents of another thirty children - most of them British - fear the same happened to them, according to an investigation by the BBC.
The parents had carefully selected anonymous dono...
Yes, they love that.
Oh... You're speaking of them.
/jk
/* Speaking of, this actually reminded me of this particular scene. */
When you come back to your personal git projects after a year and stare at your repositories: "What the heeeeeeeeeck was this...?", and slowly you start remembering...
Git? If it makes it to my forge it's probably in some level of working shape. Otherwise it just sits in the ~/workspace folder with all the other abandoned projects .. probably should move them to /media/main/graveyard_space
A friend once convinced me that basically all software is a WIP, so just commit it all. Happy about that. So much work lost by not adding it to git formerly.
Michael Hoogstraaten from Peize calls it absurd that the municipality of Noordenveld refuses to let him plant eighteen pear trees in a meadow next to his farm. The council says no because it does not want trees on the meadow, which is officially designated as "valuable" - trees and shrubs would bloc...
Checkmate is an open source, self-hosted tool for tracking server hardware, uptime, response times, and incidents. It provides real-time visualizations and utilizes a dedicated Capture agent to retrieve detailed machine statistics like CPU usage, RAM, and temperature from remote devices.
Interesting. The one thing I could NEVER find in a dashboard was IPv4/v6 dual stack checks. It was on the backlog of life until I got the AI demons to write me one:
https://forge.sumit.im/djsumdog/6status
Here's it monitoring my website:
It even has a prometheus endpoint so I can scrape everything into Grafana.
First time running out of usage with GPT, and I have to say this is really good treatment of the customer. Claude just stops mid task and suggests you do vile things with a cactus.
Well, with AI now even this is not that exciting anymore. However it was written, there is a better way now and AI knows it.
As a software preservation enthusiast, I appreciate the effort it took to pull something like this off in the past. But, I gladly trade the awe for it happening at all. We don't have to worry about classics just going into the void anymore.
This thing will take me literal days to fix up and make it a proper map.
Code farm players be like:
There's a certain type of people that like the raiding thing in video games. I'm !one of them.
See picture, please don't. And also no replaceable batteries please. We moved on. I prefer to have my phone stable as a brick. Thank god the back of my phone doesn't fall off daily anymore. I think those people forgot a bunch of stuff. Also I prefer the amplified headphones ten times over the jack s...
I always had headphones in the 50,- range, preferably from Sennheiser. All broke due to a cable break.
Hmm, I just checked - but my phone has no jack either.
I will never buy a phone without an sdcard. My Sony Xperia still has one:
https://battlepenguin.com/tech/sony-xperia-1-v/
I pretty much only use bluetooth headphones these days, so bring on the brain cancer. But I never use streaming services. I've got a 512GB sdcard with my entire music collection including ancient mp3s, wmas, aacs, oggs and all my modern FLAC files. I prefer to own my music, not rent it.
I'm sure you knew it was a play on words involving 'impossible' && her name. Probably anything ending w/ '-im' would've worked. 'Tim', 'Jim', etc.
I did not, never noticed. Nice.
Batman wins. Superman pussy.