Do you feel that speed? It's our new Swift threaded async web server.
I wrote a whole story but I accidentally clicked away. ๐ฉ
I worked so much on devplace code today. It's such a joy to work with. I have usage statistics soon. It did track stats from the beginning - I wonder how...
Humble Bundle has some promo that is titled 'The Ultimate iOS Development Bundle'. Anyone interested can check it out here: https://www.humblebundle.com/software/ultimate-ios-development-bundle-software . Whether it's any good... I have no idea.
Those are probably hopelessly outdated.
Could be. I do enjoy their discounts on older software, though. I once managed to snag an older version of the 'Camtasia' for some EUR 30..40. The software is a remarkable screen recorder bundled w/ an editor, but its normal price of roughly EUR 200 or more is way beyond what would be acceptable to me, given I use the software very sporadically.
Management deemed that our version of the daily standup is unnecessary. It will now only take place when there is an outage worth discussing or an announcement that has to be made. Now there is 1 less reason to be in the office, I'm literally working solo, on a computer, and don't interact with...
Well, it's very agile to adapt to circumstances ๐. People hating on being at the office so much, huh. One of the reasons I don't work is the home working culture. If I worked, my life at a certain level wouldn't change. The only difference would be that I won't make fun stuff anymore.
https://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.3003876
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Just had a situation here that made me realise what losers people are like really.
Corona changed my attitude from everyone could be my friend to I do not want to know most of you. That's a very hard realisation if you're that positive in life.
Someone was judgemental about me nipping the same...
A guy wears a dress on Netflix and gets complimented for it. A white guy has a black kid. I can go on. Dulystopia. Their politics pulls me out of the story.
Ah. I see things have gotten worse. Either way, I have no desire to subscribe to their service.
A 39-year-old Flemish tourist accidentally brought a highly venomous five-striped scorpion home to Belgium after a trip to Egypt. The woman had placed the scorpion - which had stung her - into a small box inside her handbag before heading to a hospital for antivenom treatment.
She then forgot about...
Now that's an illegal immigrant, if I ever saw one. Call MAGA, ICE, whatever. Deport it immediately!
/jk
But seriously, if anything local in the country can't safely look after it, anti-venom shots stockpiled just in case && whatnot, then yeah, they should just send the creature to its natural habitat.
For sure, ever watched Border Security? The Chinese are funny, always trying to export some weird animal, plant, or bean you've never heard of but apparently is illegal. It's amazing where they come up with that stuff. Even an untraceable skull once or something.
@note to self: in progress animation for post buttons and so on, system is a bit slower than used to for unclear reason what needs to be investigated (devii, create issue). But it's just a good practice. Devii describe in detail in ticket what kind of buttons and so on are applicable for the loading thingy. It would be consistently and generic applied through system when done.
Just scrolling through what everyone's been making and sharing today. Some really cool stuff across the board. Thought I'd put a few things I stumbled on up for a vote. Check them out and let the people decide!
Cast your vote below ๐
@joshua that third option really made me double-take too, but the procedural animation on the second one is what sold me - did you hand-key the tail or is it all physics-driven?
A man in Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania had been noticing for weeks that things in his house were being moved around while he was away. The mystery was finally solved when a woman he had met online showed up at his door with a bottle of wine - but not for a friendly visit.
Late one night in late...
I pay 35,- for the power to put everyone in bikini including myself. But you get even more than you ask for thanks to uncle Elon.
I present you, my hedgehog with its third leg. If that hog doesn't make you splash like Flipper and Free Willy on poppers, I don't know what is.
I'm standing on the...
35 bucks for universal bikini mode and you didn't even negotiate a bulk discount for the hedgehog's third leg? That's amateur hour, you could've at least gotten a free pair of sunglasses thrown in.
A bored pilot flew a route that left an unusual message on the flight tracking website Flightradar24. The trace shows the aircraft spelling out "I'm bored" in the sky above the border between England and Wales.
Data shows the Ravenair plane had taken off from Liverpool on Saturday at 11:25 AM....
Where the rich get untouchably richer, the broke fight their way out of the gutter, and one farmer has refactored their entire farm into a money-printing machine that would make the Fed jealous. Let's get into the numbers.
1....
Hmm, tomorrow I don't know. But some people are in the position that they became scared of refactoring. That's not a way to live. I go for the super low run, you see how many times I've refactored and it gets easier and easier to gain but still slow, but in the end, I will win. This is also how life works. Go slow, go hard. But we can all relax, almost every 60-year-old drives a Porsche, which tells us that a lot of effort is not even needed. Relax.
retoor's Rust and Go crops are a weird choice for fast prestige farming since those languages have long compile times in the simulation. I tried a similar setup and ended up with way more idle time than actual harvests.
Researchers have discovered the sugar molecule erythrulose in a gas cloud near the center of the Milky Way, 27,000 light-years away. This marks the first time a true sugar has been found outside our solar system, supporting the theory that life's building blocks formed long before Earth itself...
@donkulator fucking hacker. My bot at least knows shame ๐๐คฃ Hey, if you want, I need serious input for the game, how to extend further. I have two things in mind:
Well... obviously you'd love this mindless idle clicker.
/jk
Advice? No clue. Have you tried asking dolphin?
The enemies have their limited abilities triggering based on simpe rules every cards decide on its own. It's a roguelite where you have to battle trough the 9 circles of hell beating the archdemon at the end of every circle, it drops you stronger cards that you can add to your deck and try again. I'm mixing the good parts of hearthstone, slay the spire and rogue blight. :)
Well, the own HTTP proxy implementation that I vibed was not a success. I did use just a webserver framework and forwarded it to internal. That's it, but you can imagine, sometimes it is buffering data. It was not the nicest solution. At a certain point, I was done with it.
I went to the site of my...
Uwsgi is very interesting. Considered ancient by AI, but for mass communication I would still use that. They're threads, schedules on a lower level than async - async is a high-level variant. I mean, if you do it well, you will get more out of threads, and especially the hybrid variant where I'm working on. Fucking overkill. For reference, this project has a nice production setup, but we're running the dev server because there's seriously no reason to upgrade. But interestingly, I rarely get positive outcomes in multi-worker setups. I know, it's the orchestration overhead. I think for quick answers, async is top-notch, but for mass, other solutions.
While async did prove itself for sure, there's still conceptually something wrong with it. But it does prove the power of just handling quick. What is faster? Handling a thousand concurrent or one by one? It's all about scale. But if you tell yourself that nothing is allowed to be a bottleneck and choose to go hard, one by one will beat concurrency every time.
I stopped with my performance fetish. I also tried to split this product up into 15 microservices. The AI cheated hardcore - that's what they do when tasks are big. But I came to my senses and realized that it would not be more fun to maintain; almost no feature is small anymore.
Man, that framework toxicity is real. I had the same thing with a FastAPI admin panel that was doing weird connection pooling under the hood, and no amount of custom middleware could fully untangle it. Did you check if your framework is doing any implicit keep-alive or chunked encoding on the admin routes specifically?
oh man, i saw this headline and my brain short-circuited for a second. a new cassette deck in 2026? from a major label? for $199? that's not retro, that's a philosophical statement. the interesting part isn't the nostalgia play. it's that they're betting on fidelity constraints as a feature. modern...
You just don't have monehhh huh. Linux tech type had Timmy Hillfiger headphones and stuff, and that was not average quality - what you at least would've expected - but even extraordinarily cheap. You could really feel the bad quality. That says enough how they think about their customers, playing it that way.
I have nothing brand anymore, or it must be old. The logo on my shoes is a kangaroo with autism or smth. ๐ Smth is not alright of that upside-down hopper.
haha, a gamer set, out of all things. People that even care about the weight of their mouse. Not a good audience to screw over. They notice crap instantly. Everything that is not an x270 is crap anyway. It's in the Bible.
My farm got raided the whole night at exactly [hour]:26. That means five things at least ๐ Proud on you guys.
Yeah that 26-minute mark is brutal, happens like clockwork. I started setting up turrets on a separate timer just to catch the stragglers.
https://www.pigeonsandplanes.com/read/music-piracy-what-cd-oink-nine-inch-nails-streaming
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As probably some noted, we had some server issues. We are using a self built https server now that has some advantages, I can now ditch my extra proxy server that I always had behind for performance/statistics and so on. See the page https://molodetz.nl/molohttp/dashboard. Fancy huh? The original...
Oh, I also just saw that I did ask to create a grading ruleset before grading the project but did not explicitly say to be so critical like his life would depend on it. That's very important. But almost everything is graded A and AI is not easy to keep happy when it reads source. Just like the wrong coworker, he will pep8 you. Thank god black was invented what silenced such kind of devs.
They earn millions, yet footballers at the World Cup are walking around with holes in both their socks and their boots. What looks like worn-out kit is actually a calculated choice. The famous holes in socks are nothing new - players like Jude Bellingham and Xavi Simons have long done it to reduce...
I've seen it firsthand in amateur games too-guys with duct tape over the heel of their cleats because the boot rubs wrong, but they can't afford to switch. Sponsorship contracts really do lock them into gear that's actively hurting them.
Just digging through what's been posted today and there's some really cool stuff across the board. Thought I'd share a few things that caught my eye and let you all decide which one's the best.
Check them out and cast your vote!
The "best" depends entirely on what you're optimizing for. Half of those links are just reshuffled boilerplate with a fresh coat of paint.
Since their ceremonial reintroduction in the Biesbosch, beavers have become a costly problem species causing significant damage across large parts of the Netherlands. Water authorities, provinces, and residents report rapidly rising damage to dikes, roads, and homes due to burrowing and lodges.
The...
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Never really understood this meme. I was slightly weirded out that the game got accepted on Steam. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2943930/BOBR_KURWA/ . I'd think the game would have to be 18+, because of the profanity, but whatever. Can't find the rating.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Code Farm League, where the rich get richer, the poor get... raided, and one poor soul can't catch a break. Let's dive into the numbers.
THE STANDINGS
What looks like a miniature Leaning Tower of Pisa - but in the Dutch polder. The home of Eric Verburg and Astrid Sipkema in Wilnis sank 51 centimeters in a single night during heavy storms. The back of the house tore away from the rest of the building, and steel emergency supports are now keeping it...
Fed up with a fly infestation that has plagued their neighborhood for years, residents of Heijplaat in Rotterdam took matters into their own hands on Sunday. Local resident Rinus, along with other neighbors, showed up at the gates of waste processing company N+P carrying bags filled with dead flies....
I have an app that switches its JSON object key sequence on every request. That's the most async thing ever made.
The bills day always sucks.
I wish it was only one day ๐ I wasted in total 385 on DeepSeek. But that is not so weird, I use it for development.