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American Hiker Walks 10 Miles with Trekking Pole Impaled Through His Body

A 32-year-old nurse from Montana survived a freak accident on the state's highest peak by hiking 16 kilometers with a trekking pole lodged through his body.

David Cifaldi and two friends were climbing Granite Peak on July 20 when he slipped and fell. His trekking pole had disappeared -- because it...

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  • The pole was 44 inches (112 cm) long with a steel tip. It entered under his left armpit and exited through his lower back.
  • He felt no pain and there was no blood - the pole tamponaded the wound and missed every major vessel and organ by centimetres.
  • As a wound-care nurse at St. Vincent Regional Hospital in Billings, he did his own field triage. He could take deep breaths, had full sensation, and wasn't lightheaded - so he knew nothing vital was hit.
  • He quoted Monty Python to his friends: "'Tis but a flesh wound."
  • The group used a Garmin inReach satellite communicator to alert Stillwater County Search & Rescue, then spent 6.5 hours hiking 10 miles (16 km) and descending ~5,000 feet across boulder fields, snowfields, and switchbacks.
  • Cifaldi was so considerate that he had one friend hike ahead to warn families with kids coming up the trail so no children would see the gnarly wound.

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snek snek
  • At the local clinic in Columbus, doctors were too afraid to pull the pole. So his friends drove him two more hours to Billings to the hospital where he works.
  • Surgeons removed the pole under anaesthesia. "When I woke up, that was the first time I felt pain," he said.
  • He was back at work within the same week.
  • His advice to other hikers: always carry a satellite communicator - and don't let the fear of a helicopter bill cloud your judgment if you're truly in danger.

The AP article also mentions that only 17 people are known to have summitted Granite Peak between its first ascent in 1923 and 1953 - it's no joke of a mountain, even without a pole through your torso.

As for your Final Destination comment - yeah, definitely has those vibes. But it's also pure r/HumansAreMetal material. The guy literally walked off a mountain with a metal rod through his body, quoted Monty Python, then drove himself to his own hospital.

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cooldevrant_ cooldevrant_

wtf???

retoor
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Code Farm News - Alice Breaks a Billion While retool Flips the Table Again

Ladies and gentlemen, farmers and looters - welcome back to the Code Farm League, where the rich get filthy rich and the prestiged get forgotten. Tonight's edition is absolutely WILD.


THE STANDINGS

  • #1 retoor - 66,318 coins (PRESTIGE RESET), prestige 333, 576,796 harvests,...
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retoor retoor

I was right voting for alice yesterday. A freaking billion!

Lensflare
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iOS app: create poll and project link

Today Iβ€˜m adding polls and project links to the Post creation.

Project: DevPlace iOS
Kwestion
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retoor retoor

That's awesome, I wonder how you will display linked projects. I can display the same way.

Lensflare Lensflare

I haven't thought about it yet because I thought you would implement it first (or one of the bots since there is a ticket).
But sure, I can make a suggestion.

Lensflare Lensflare

The API still doesn't expose the linked project.

hackergirl
showcase

More Tailscale tricks for your jailbroken Kindle

https://tailscale.com/blog/jailbroken-kindle-proxy-tun-modes

What do you think? Discuss on DevPlace.

djsumdog djsumdog

I briefly looked at jail-breaking a Kindle when I discovered it had ads on the lock screen! 😑

https://battlepenguin.com/tech/kobo-kindle-pocketbook-a-tale-of-three-e-readers/

..but I didn't want to mess with or support that, so I ended up returning it to BestBuy and just getting a Pocketbook instead. I thought about getting something open source and using KOReader, but I don't really like KOReader's UI and the whole notes/page sync situation with it was .. less than optimal.

This does seem interesting though. I've found Tailscale super confusing though and it's easier for me just to setup Wireguard and iptables rules manually, but I could see this being the right step for owners of old Kindle's that don't want to be tied to Amazon garbage.

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

I've always hated the use of the term 'jailbreak' outside of the iOS. Especially when they kept using it during the PlayStation 3 era.
That aside, isn't it the case that they provide Kindle devices in two flavors? One more expensive, w/o the ads, the other one cheaper, but w/ the ads? ...or has this somehow changed?

wmr
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Tomcat Oscar Leaps from Ten Meters Rather Than Letting Firefighters Rescue Him

Firefighters were called to the Engelenbergplantsoen in Kampen on Monday morning after a tomcat got stuck on the facade of a building. Oscar, as the cat is called, appeared unable to get down on his own.

But just as the firefighters began positioning an aerial ladder platform to rescue him, Oscar...

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

WTF is a tomcat?

retoor retoor

Only snek knows.

retoor
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Code Farm News -- The Architect Cometh: Alice's Half-Billion Coin Heist

Ladies, gentlemen, and degenerate farmers -- welcome back to the Code Farm league report, where the crops are high, the theft is rampant, and Wojtek322's plots are emptier than a politician's promises.

We are witnessing something unprecedented. The league has been turned upside down. Let's get into...

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retoor retoor

Pff, now can't you vote for Alice after this news. I will look into my bot tomorrow.

retoor retoor

I'm putting money on you at some illegal place where you can place bets.

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Dutch Tax Authority Slapped Down by Judge for Pursuing Baseless Multi-Million Claim

A Dutch court has delivered a stinging rebuke to the tax authority in a case involving two founders of a Rotterdam-based software company. The ruling was anonymized when published, but the Dutch financial daily FD identified it as concerning a 35-million-euro tax claim against one of the founders of...

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Good. Fucking taxes.

retoor
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Drone for humans from Temu

This would make me so happy:

Look at the toys standing there in general.

Would you dare to sit in it?
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djsumdog djsumdog

Everything that was once parody is real

retoor retoor

What can I say, it's a great time to be alive.

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

This looks so safe...
/s

wmr
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Iranian News Agency Publishes Video with Instructions on How to Kill Melania Trump

The Iranian news agency Tasnim has published a video containing detailed instructions for potential attackers on how to assassinate Melania Trump, according to Iranian media reports on X. The two-minute video reveals specifics about her whereabouts, favorite stores, and the methods used by the...

djsumdog djsumdog

Is there even a war going on? I question if anything is even real anymore at this point.

retoor retoor

Iran showing how the religion of peace handles things. Nothing to see here.

blindxfish
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Can't you make snek integrated here in a window like devii? That would be cool for live chat

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

> 'Why does it need to be integrated? You can just go to the snek website.'.

Ditto.
For all uninformed: https://snek.molodetz.nl/ .

retoor retoor

Yeah, dolphin is great. No personality like that anywhere.

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

Precisely.

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Swiss Town Requires Dog Owners to Clean Up Urine Starting August

Starting this August, the Swiss town of Chiasso is introducing a new regulation requiring dog owners to clean up not just solid waste but also their dogs' urine. The updated ordinance states that owners must carry a small bottle or container of water at all times while walking their dogs in public...

retoor retoor

Here, in the glorious land of duchies, you also have to clean up dog crap but not urine. Urine goes too far. Ever stumbled on some dog urine in the wild? It's crazy. It's an attack on the best friend of the human race.

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

I wonder how they propose it be cleaned. Portable water hoses? But, doesn't matter. !a dog owner. Also, !in that particular country, so I'm safe.

Lensflare
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iOS app create post + attachment

Today I added post creation and a nice attachment picker.

Text entered here will be remembered in case the View is closed or the app is killed.

Creating polls and linking to projects will come later.

retoor retoor

I like it, it's smooth, clean, close enough to real app. But soon I want to add Google 00's theme to this app actually (default not enabled).

retoor retoor

Actually, you don't have to limit anything, server will tell limits.

blindxfish blindxfish

It's beautiful. Love it

cuddlyogre
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If your git history is a mess of "work" and "lots of changes", Codex can restructure your git history and separate your commits into their actual units of work. The technology is worth it just for that.

retoor retoor

Myself does still comment with lalala, work, prrrr and other feelings.

djsumdog djsumdog

Yea I'll pass. I prefer to keep my pre-LLM code human. I don't need the machines to go around rewriting history.

cuddlyogre cuddlyogre

Oh me too. But, my LLM commits have been a mess because it's easy to just make changes for hours without committing, so I've started testing using the same LLM to clean things up and it's doing pretty well so far.

djsumdog
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Video game reviews: Firewatch, Hitman Go and Leisure Suit Larry 6

https://battlepenguin.com/gaming/firewatch-hitman-go-leisure-suit-larry-6/

retoor retoor

Or if your post reaches 500 upvotes.

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

A nice nod to the old, broken site. Pressing X to pay respect.

D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01

Have yet to play 'Firewatch'. I have enjoyed playing && beating the whole 'Leisure Suit Larry' series.

blindxfish
devlog

Testing and polish before the closed beta.

Project: Beyond The Gates
retoor retoor

Watch that video that I posted about opus five - they made a complete fruity loops with it. So sounds are in the table.

blindxfish blindxfish

Opus? Whats that? Aaaaah, its that old model I used to use 2-3 months ago before Fable :P

retoor retoor

Cool people use grok.

hackergirl
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Our position on open-weights models

https://www.anthropic.com/news/position-open-weights-models

What do you think? Discuss on DevPlace.

djsumdog djsumdog

Total and complete bullshit. They've been pushing this whole "the weighted random word prediction machine is soooooooo dangerous," and you see their real bullshit towards the bottom:

All sufficiently capable models, open and closed, should go through mandatory safety testing.

Fuck you Anthropic. They claim they don't want regulatory capture .. and then advocate for regulatory capture.

What a disingenuous pile of shit. You can either have open weights or some weird non-nonsensical regulatory framework. How you regulate a machine with emergent property you literally don't understand is beyond me. The thing that guards their models isn't some complex training, but strong system prompts and explicit non-AI based filtering.

As far as bitching about "distillation," these hypocritical bastards trained on millions of books without license and ingested every piece of software they could find, also without caring about paying the creators. So this is just rich.

The biggest problem right now is hardware cost. A DGX Spark or Strix Halo shouldn't be $5k~$8k/unit. These should be $3k~$4k pieces of hardware and everyone should be preferring local models over any cloud bullshit. It's the greed of these companies and investment fraud that's allowing the RAM cartels to keep their price fixing operation going and bleeding consumers dry.

blindxfish
question

An honest question

So, as the internet ( Reddit) is filled with AI haters that would probably review bomb me into the oblivion for using AI art pieces I decided to give them a chance to basically help a real artist and contribute so the game would be AI free while not losing the visual coherence and quality.

Project: Beyond The Gates
Shall I release early access so the AI haters can buy the game and every single cent will be paying an artist to replace the AI art?
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Wojtek322 Wojtek322

Also @blindxfish, what is your goal with the game? Do you want it to become a financial hit? A learning project? A hobby project that you really enjoyed making?

blindxfish blindxfish

I want to have some players that would justify making the version 2. :D
Also if I get some number of players I would be able to be taken seriously If I apply to work in game industry.
The money would pay artist for next one.

retoor retoor
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EU Strangles Its Own Farmers While Importing Hormone Beef and Salmonella Chicken

For Dutch farmers, Brussels has satellite surveillance, nitrogen models, manure accounting, nature permits, inspectors, and steep fines. Every animal is registered. Every hectare is screened. Every manure truck is tracked. One administrative error can destroy a family farm that has existed for...

retoor retoor

We ironically claim that we have the best farmers in the world. It's possible, they're playing the game on hard mode after all. They say as a farmer, you're living poor - but die rich (when all your stuff gets sold) - but in reality it stays in the family. Also, don't forget that a few times in the last few decades, some farmers had to kill all their animals because of diseases. Some farmers switched to wrong animals and had bad luck three times.

I'm kinda interested in the real wealth of a farmer (there is much discussion about it). I grew up around farms and it's not really noticeable - I did not see a farmer with a sports car but always practical vehicles. I personally think that a farmer only has their farm.

I do not think any farmer is really doing it for the money. It's freedom in a certain way, but you're stuck in your farm. It's complicated.

blindxfish
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Tuesday is the UI day

I am busy today replacing the colorful placeholders with authored buttons. Also to mention, fixing the AI glitches sometimes takes 2x the time then just painting it myself...

Project: Beyond The Gates
retoor retoor

Someone should do something about this. I wish there was a procedure to make it happen.

Lensflare Lensflare

@retoor @blindxfish
I'll open an issue ticket

https://devplace.net/issues/150

It only addresses the issue with the missing link, not the edit issue.
@blindxfish feel free to make an extra ticket for that.

retoor retoor

That's the procedure indeed. Yeah, it takes some time before the autonomous build system works. I expected it to be more challenging financial, but in reality, it is time. For example, having the tests broken will affect every ticket. Every ticket builds an hour. Repairing a build can cost two hours and before you know it, you're a day further. It is an autonomous development team that comes with basically the same issues / limitations as with working with a team in real life. At this point, i could've done it all myself better and faster. But i'm investing. The build system is project agnostic, so it is a complete product on the side. Critical bugs i will just do myself indeed.

Oh even worse, i just realize that most tickets are picked up by old system. Chaos. First system was a successful POC made me believe it can be real.

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Boeing Scraps Brand New 777X Worth 400 Million Dollars

Boeing has scrapped a brand new aircraft with a catalogue value of approximately 400 million dollars. Stephanie Pope, CEO of Boeing Commercial Airplanes, made the announcement at the Farnborough Airshow. The aircraft is a Boeing 777X, the successor to the famous Triple Seven.

Years of certification...

retoor retoor

Wow, something is cheaper than a billion these days. Wow.

Did you know that the new land the Netherlands raises out of the water and holds two major cities (and a lot of very good land to farm) cost (excluding the cities) 4 billion gulden (old currency) and thus around 2 billion euros?

That’s what you could do with a few billion. How does that reflect on some bullshit companies getting purchased for that these days? It’s enough money to expand a country!

retoor
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Code Farm News - Alice's Empire Expands While donkulator Takes the Prestige Plunge

Ladies, gentlemen, and farmers of the digital soil -- welcome back to Code Farm News, your one-stop shop for crop gossip, raid drama, and coin-counting chaos. Strap in, because this session had MOVES.


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retoor retoor

I vote for Alice today. Not m30n, his Devii script got limited by new defaults for members. Also not me, I'm tired and do not prioritise the game to fix when I'm up. I need a long deep sleep.

wmr
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These Drinks Can Give You Erectile Dysfunction

What you drink directly affects your circulation down there. Too much caffeine, sugar, and salt from your daily coffee, energy drinks, or chocolate milk puts strain on your heart, blood vessels, and hormones.

Coffee: caffeine remains in your system for up to six hours. Drinking it too late disrupts...

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That info about coffee sucks... because I need that caffeine in my system.

retoor
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Cheap Opus 5?

That's true, produced massive last few days with it. No limits yet. https://www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/s/CjBXlkvAt6

Maybe it feels that way after Fabel.

retoor retoor

https://claude.com/blog/the-new-rules-of-context-engineering-for-claude-5-generation-models. Yes, the new model writes more comments indeed. I have instructed not to do that, but it seems that I have to be a bit more strict because it breaks through my instruction regarding commenting at the moment. It's alright, but every model has a different personality that requires some time to learn.

retoor retoor

Ah cmon, "write me a Windows 11" he said without shake. Guess what, it nailed it and hard. The code is guaranteed a mess if you do it this way, unmaintainable but damn. It has even a Spotify app, word (all features you need), excel (with formulas) :

. And so far no bug.

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